The ALL-NEW Caption Competition 2012 As endorsed by Chris Davies

[Milanista]

I will make sure of that Jay.

 

[BobbyBox]

What's going on, I didnt do anything?

 

[Wilko22]

John Virgo had warned him not to swallow the black ball in his Snooker Factory. The Jim Davidson's would soon arrive to wheel him away, the song he sung shouldn't be repeated.

 

[Andy]

No you fool! when i said we are going as the Beatles, i meant john,paul,george,ringo.

 

[StuartCulli]

Leader of the BNP Nick Griffin wasn't fond of the colour but the cock-eyed sack of shit had no complaints with the fit.

 

[BobbyBox]

Leader of the BNP Nick Griffin wasn't fond of the colour but the cock-eyed sack of shit had no complaints with the fit.

I think you need to look at the contrast/brightness on your screen.

 

[Milanista]

After the new RoboCop outfit was leaked this week, die hard fans are already suiting up for Halloween.

 

[BobbyBox]

Illegal use of another picture with the caption!

 

[Milanista]

Huh?

 

[BobbyBox]

Huh?

I didn't know it was illegal or not, I just said it

 

[Andy]

BREAKING NEWS: Man is crushed to death while lying on his bed by mutant alien spacehopper.

 

[StuartCulli]

I think you need to look at the contrast/brightness on your screen.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Surely there is a competition rule that prohibits the organiser from posting his own photo's?!

Btw, you're looking good Jay.

 

[BobbyBox]

Surely there is a competition rule that prohibits the organiser from posting his own photo's?!

Btw, you're looking good Jay.

I was wondering where he is going to put his new iphone 5, doesn't look like it has any pockets?

 

[jaygrim]

Aboutreika18:- 5 points - Dave regretted farting in his gimp suit.

StuartCulli:- 3 points - Leader of the BNP Nick Griffin wasn't fond of the colour but the cock-eyed sack of shit had no complaints with the fit.

Jamesy:- 1 point - Morph's career hadn't gone the way he'd planned after leaving Tony Hart. Years of booze & easy women had left him as the black sheep of the family.

Week three

 

[jaygrim]

Tim got a little over excited waiting for his iphone 5.

 

[jaygrim]

One bottle of wine and Stu was nobodies.

 

[BobbyBox]

From this day forth, because of his geometric bum hole, he would be called the 'Bum-uda Triangle'

 

[BobbyBox]

In a slightly dejected and toilet pan amplified voice he says;

"Can somebody pass me the towel? I think I have a bit of sick on my face"

 

[StuartCulli]

Robbie Fowler spouting all sorts of shit again.

 

[Wilko22]

New deleted scenes from the latest Mr.Bean DVD emerge.

 

[jaygrim]

Jaygrim tries Fifa early release.

 

[Chris Davies]

Man shits himself.

Can't we have a picture that's challenging in some way?...

 

[jaygrim]

Chris can't think of a caption so takes to the drink. And shits his pants

 

[Milanista]

Jay when he realised he was chatting with DJ doc on the chatbox last week.

 

[Milanista]

Not many know what the Evo Web staff room looks like. So here's a small glimpse of the summer party.

 

[gerd]

Shane Mac Gowan recording his lead vocals for the Pogues' latest album. A day at the office.

 

[Honome]

Please we want Chris back to lead the competition!!

Jay is a disaster choosing pictures. I bet next week we´ll have another gay latex wearing again!

 

[BobbyBox]

I like them they are real life situations that I for one can certainly relate to.

 

[Honome]

I like them they are real life situations that I for one can certainly relate to.

They are nasty and makes the competition senseless... Is the caption that have to be funny, not the picture! There should be "serious" pictures chosen, not ones that he already finds funny...