The ALL-NEW Caption Competition 2012 As endorsed by Chris Davies

[S-NipE]

Prepare for trouble, and make it double.

 

[BobbyBox]

The disabled toilet that makes you disabled

 

[BobbyBox]

A new government initiative to show the dangers of what can happen when you put he toilet paper the wrong way around on the dispenser

 

[StuartCulli]

The first ever image released from the infamous 'Lasagne-gate' shows ex-Tottenham manager Martin Jol checking on the condition of his star-striker Jermain Defoe in the next cubicle.

 

[BobbyBox]

The first ever image released from the infamous 'Lasagne-gate' shows ex-Tottenham manager Martin Jol checking on the condition of his star-striker Jermain Defoe in the next cubicle.

You need to sort out the brightness/contrast on your monitor

 

[StuartCulli]

Explain.

 

[jaygrim]

Defoe isn't white lol.

 

[Jamezinho]

Defoe isn't white lol.

Martin Jol is though.

 

[StuartCulli]

Think you two need to re-read my caption properly

 

[BobbyBox]

Oh I get it now, you need to adjust your bald settings on you monitor then

 

[Honome]

bobby and jay brains work in slow motion

 

[BobbyBox]

bobby and jay brains work in slow motion

I wouldn't give honome any more points after that put down Jay.

 

[jaygrim]

Good idea.

 

[Honome]

 

[BobbyBox]

You might be able to take away his points as well, gross misconduct...just saying...

 

[Jamezinho]

No More Nails claimed another victim.

 

[Tim7]

A big queue starts to form outside the Paralympics disabled toilet.

 

[Honome]

"I swear I'm going to sue the damn manufacturer of the safety belt"

 

[Wilko22]

Modern "Art" strikes again as another victim is found

 

[Chris Davies]

Dermot O'Leary tries to keep up with the young X Factor hopefuls, with disastrous consequences.

 

[BobbyBox]

Shhh be quiet its the lesser spotted Chris Davies, no body make any sudden moves/noises and he might stay on Evo Web.

 

[Aboutreika18]

In Soviet Russia, you don't sit on the toilet... the toilet sits on you!

 

[Jamezinho]

I feel like the above caption should be followed up with "did he died?".

 

[Milanista]

Now we know why DJDoc never came back...

 

[BobbyBox]

Now we know why DJDoc never came back...

You've got first place sewn up with that, mentioning DJ Doc automatically will get you the points with Jay

 

[Andy]

OI! give me my wankmag back

 

[Tim7]

John soon regretted thinking "What idiot needs handles on both sides of the toilet?!"

 

[Milanista]

Sleeping Dogs

 

[Treetopp]

I'm going to assist the fuck out of this motherfucker.

 

[jaygrim]

Haha.