The ALL-NEW Caption Competition
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Nick Cave
Wrexham fan for my sins...
Momey says tidy your room up, Momey says don't hit your sister... Momey said a lot of things...
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In her defence, she did warn her mum that she didn't like fish fingers.
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jaygrim
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Five year old Emma welcome's Gary Glitter to the Neighbourhood
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More trouble for the BBC following the Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs saga when an episode of 'Get Your Own Back' is deemed to have "gone too far" by the license payer when a 5 year old girl burns her teacher's house down.
jaygrim
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Jaygrim sends his American niece round to Dermots to congratulate him on winning the caption comp.
jaygrim
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Stu get his revenge on Chris after finding out that the special place he was going to take him was in fact his anus.
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LMAO at some of these entries, going to be a bitch picking winners this week. I didn't even think it was a good Cap Comp picture, great stuff.
jaygrim
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Of course it was a good picture, I picked it
You have got to be the best best picture picker ever.
Fireman: "Now we can do one of 2 things, we can put this thing out or we can stand around here and watch this thing burn...we could even get some marshmallows and put 'em on a stick there's some pretty good heat coming off that thing"
Woman: "Well...it's my house...I...I'd like to salvage what's left of it..."
Fireman: "Understandable ma'am...if it were my house I'd probably do the same...heck it would probably even be out by now...by the way do you have any marshmallows? I haven't had some good soft marshmellows since I was a boy scout..."
Woman: "Em...no...can we put out the fire????"
Fireman: "Well for that we need water ma'am and I don't see any water around here do you??? Let's just pray to the good Lord ma'am for some rain"
Woman: "Eh...there's a hydrant right there...you just hooked up that big hose to it...can't you use that?"
Fireman: "Oh...yes...that big ol' thing, don't be so quick to jump to conclusions ma'am, that hose goes all the way over to my house over on Jackson...my wife needed a steady flow to water the chrisanthymums...they are getting a little weary lookin this time of year...ah yeah...you think your TV is melted yet??? We could get a weather report and see about rain...wait....aren't the Buffalo Bills playing the 49'ers tonight???? Do you have ESPN???..."
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Proud scouser Kate shows some bemused tourists round Liverpool.
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SEASON FIVE: ROUND 13 RESULTS
MY LIST
1st Place: Radiation
Girl leading cameraman to her home - "and then I'm going to give mummy a huge hug and tell her I'm sorry for running away and I love her and then I'll give daddy a huge kiss and tell him I love him as well and then I'll..."
2nd Place: Jumbo_
More trouble for the BBC following the Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs saga when an episode of 'Get Your Own Back' is deemed to have "gone too far" by the license payer when a 5 year old girl burns her teacher's house down
3rd Place: Dermot
Fireman talking to woman in the distance - "I'm not sure quite how to break this to you ma'am but...it's your house...it's...it's on fire ma'am"
HER LIST
1st Place: fd1972uk
News reporter - "so Mary, how do you feel about the fire to your school?"
2nd Place: Nick Cave
Momey says tidy your room up, Momey says don't hit your sister... Momey said a lot of things
3rd Place: Jamesy
Local girl unimpressed as first gen Transformer sneezes and burns her house down
Dermot and Jumbo are neck and neck, on 60pts each!
Some brilliant ones this week, six different winners for the first time in a long while. I'll let Carebear pick the picture every week from now on.
MY LIST
1st Place: Radiation
Girl leading cameraman to her home - "and then I'm going to give mummy a huge hug and tell her I'm sorry for running away and I love her and then I'll give daddy a huge kiss and tell him I love him as well and then I'll..."
2nd Place: Jumbo_
More trouble for the BBC following the Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs saga when an episode of 'Get Your Own Back' is deemed to have "gone too far" by the license payer when a 5 year old girl burns her teacher's house down
3rd Place: Dermot
Fireman talking to woman in the distance - "I'm not sure quite how to break this to you ma'am but...it's your house...it's...it's on fire ma'am"
HER LIST
1st Place: fd1972uk
News reporter - "so Mary, how do you feel about the fire to your school?"
2nd Place: Nick Cave
Momey says tidy your room up, Momey says don't hit your sister... Momey said a lot of things
3rd Place: Jamesy
Local girl unimpressed as first gen Transformer sneezes and burns her house down
Dermot and Jumbo are neck and neck, on 60pts each!
Some brilliant ones this week, six different winners for the first time in a long while. I'll let Carebear pick the picture every week from now on.
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SEASON FIVE: ROUND 14 (9th November - 16th November)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread
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"An den jou jomp op an down an say "Eyyyy Ama Lewish Amiyton's seeshtor" yeah. Ish funny no?"
jaygrim
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Jaygrim - Maybe if we black ourselves up CB and carebare will give me a fucking point.
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Greg's hilarious "exploding marshmallow" was a huge hit at the company Christmas do
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Greg and Rachel get ready to have some fun at the next BNP meeting
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"Rachel, you look a complete fucking moron, look at the state of you. You're a shambles, woman. I'll never forget this. Never for as long as I live. That dress looks like a Tweenie puked and sold it to you for £2.99."