What Flavour Crisps........

What flavour Crisps, Does your Penis smell like?

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miguel. said:
I have no fucking idea what it smells like. I could use some help to figure that out though... :whistle:

My vote goes to Other then.
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You should be more intouch with your body Miguel.

I think it was Aristotle that once said (Correct me if I'm wrong);

"A Mans 'Floppy 'n' Hard' is at one with its Master - Only when the smell of its neglect is accepted and recognised"

I know you will all take that in - Some Powerful words there.
 
Spread the word Bobby!! The Almighty didn't give you these powers for nothing my son, use them well..
 
You've just taught me a lesson Bobby, thank you very much and keep up the fantastic work you've done spreading the word.

Booyaa!! :BY:
 
Only 6 votes thats terrible - I suppose I will wait till tomrrow. People need to get back from work I guess.

Also those who haven't smelled their ones before - might need a bit of extra time not to wash it for a day or so.
 
BREAKING NEWS...

After consulting my wife...definitely prawn, but she insists without cocktail (she does not like whisky)and also very, very fresh prawns...

Conclusion: seafresh prawns...
 
gerd said:
BREAKING NEWS...

After consulting my wife...definitely prawn, but she insists without cocktail (she does not like whisky)and also very, very fresh prawns...

Conclusion: seafresh prawns...
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Good man - put your vote down. Will have to be other then. :)
 
BobbyBox said:
Good man - put your vote down. Will have to be other then. :)
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Sorry but i never vote "other".
That's principal and has nothing to do with my penis and whatever flavour he (i would like my penis to be female...) has or hasn't.
I think it's a violation of my willy's rights that his flavour should be categorized under "other"...

oh and before you ask, my wife agrees...Free Willy !!!!
 
gerd said:
Sorry but i never vote "other".
That's principal and has nothing to do with my penis and whatever flavour he (i would like my penis to be female...) has or hasn't.
I think it's a violation of my willy's rights that his flavour should be categorized under "other"...

oh and before you ask, my wife agrees...Free Willy !!!!
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Although I Disagree - I respect what you say.

If you haven't got your principles, what have you got? (Out of control schools mainly ;)) )
 
Thank you very much my friend (if you allow me this freedom)i certainly appreciate the respect you have for other people's opinion even if you disagree with it (which i in my turn respect too).
 
I cant define my odour. But it ain't too nice if left for long.

After a long day, where I've worked up a bit of a sweat.. ok a lot of a sweat.. the bit where my balls joins my leg fucking reeks beyond belief.
It's disgusting, but if you smell it, there's something good about it.

Strange.
 
jumberto said:
I cant define my odour. But it ain't too nice if left for long.

After a long day, where I've worked up a bit of a sweat.. ok a lot of a sweat.. the bit where my balls joins my leg fucking reeks beyond belief.
It's disgusting, but if you smell it, there's something good about it.

Strange.
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That bits called a 'Gooch' isn't it? I'm sure it is.

We should do a TopGun like sketch and I could play a smelly Prawn Cocktail Tom Cruise like person and you could be 'Gooch' the guy from ER.....Instead of Goose..........It would be Hilarious :DD
 
I dont really know what you're talking about but it sounds good so I'm in!

I thought the gooch was the bit between your balls and your arse? I mean the angle where side of the sack meets thigh. The bit that no matter what you try, will never dry properly after you've had a shower.
 
jumberto said:
I dont really know what you're talking about but it sounds good so I'm in!

I thought the gooch was the bit between your balls and your arse? I mean the angle where side of the sack meets thigh. The bit that no matter what you try, will never dry properly after you've had a shower.
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THe bit between the sack and the arse is what I was talking about.

God knows what your talking about - Thats weird - You should see a doctor.
 
:LOL:

One day my friend, I hope you suffer from a blocked sweat gland in that very area causing severe discomfort.

:coolpink:
 
:DDI usually do it with my nose. Just lift the bugger up, hang 'em over my shoulder and smell 'em
 
Most of the time mine is like Pringles Sour Cream & Onion, however after a long day at work, they tend to go all Monster Munch Pickled Onion, which is quite a joy for all the household.
 
freMM said:
:DDI usually do it with my nose. Just lift the bugger up, hang 'em over my shoulder and smell 'em
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LOL..............very good.

Hmmmmm, can't decide....................smells of no crisps I've tried.

If it smelled of the old Tudor Gammon crips, I'd never wash it again.


FD
 
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