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What Flavour Crisps........

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BobbyBox, 4 March 2008.

What flavour Crisps, Does your Penis smell like?

  1. Prawn Cocktail

    23.8%
  2. Cheese and Onion

    19.0%
  3. Salt and Vinegar

    14.3%
  4. Other (Flavoured Crisps)

    14.3%
  5. Other (Smells in General)

    28.6%
  1. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    .....Does your Penis smell like when you don't wash it for a couple of days?

    Yes it's that age old question, that is on everybodies lips (Yuck!!!)

    I find when I don't wash the 'Little Gentleman' for a while he has the exact smell of Prawn Cocktail Crisps!!

    So tell me what flavour Crisps - your penis smells like when you fail to Bath the Man Meat.

    If other, please state which Crisps - Or if not Crisps, what else does it smell like.

    Also if you haven't got a clue - then do not wash him for a while and then report back to me.

    Thanks for your input :DD
     
  2. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  3. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Get Voting!!!!

    This is serious ;))
     
  4. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    You forgot to list the "exotic" flavors such as paprika ( very common over here), Chili pepper and others. I want them included in the poll!!!
     
  5. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Don't think I can change it? - Just say other and then state it in a post :))
     
  6. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    I try to wash the little general on a daily basis, but it has come to my intention that when I worked up a sweat, it smells rather iffy. Can't define it, so I voted for other.

    PS: BobbyBOOYAABox for President ( or Queen )
     
  7. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    *Stay's well away from this thread, no need for strange connotations when eating crisps!*
     
  8. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    YEE HAA!!! my first Vote - You will go to Heaven FreMM.....you surely will :DD
     
  9. miguel.

    miguel. International

    29 March 2004
    Portugal
    SL Benfica
    I'm having my breakfast right now. Thank you very much.
     
  10. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Have a quick sniff and get voting then :ROLL:
     
  11. gerd

    gerd Retired Footballer

    8 January 2002
    Over the moon
    KRC Genk, Spurs
    I shouldn't know because i can't smell anymore...the fact that the litle general has lost a part of his army due to cancer may have an influence on the smell...i'd go for something goat cheesy with a touch of garlic ...but that's an educated guess...i'll ask my wife this evening...
     
  12. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Sorry to hear that mate - glad you beat it though :)) - but thanks for your input. Don't forget to let us know what the wife said ;)) and don't forget to vote!
     
  13. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    Gerd, I think it is absolutely astonishing that you counter such a horrid illness as cancer with a very witty remark on a ( possibly for you ) sensitive subject. You truly have my deepest respect. Absolutely world class:applaud::applaud::applaud:
     
  14. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    I forgot to add my vote :DOH:
     
  15. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    IT'S A TIE!!! Exciting times..
     
  16. Jamesy

    Jamesy No. 7

    21 February 2005
    Dartford
    Manchester United FC
    Shouldn't that be "Scratch N Sniff" ? ;))
     
  17. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Oooh never scratch!! Thats too painful!
     
  18. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    I am eating steak McCoys right now!
     
  19. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    Why did that just give me a dirty image
     
  20. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    I get a BJ every day, so I have to keep it clean and tidy...
     
  21. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    41 views of this thread and only 18 replies - Oh everybody wants to vote on actual crisps, But when it comes to more important stuff - More Hard Hitting topics they shy away!!!

    Typical! :ROLL:
     
  22. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    C'mon peeps let go of the "Taboo atmosphere" and start votin'...We ain't got no secrets for each other do we now?
     
  23. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    the old prawn cocktail gets my vote
     
  24. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    Need a clean n' fresh box for a proper vote... ;))
     
  25. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    I always figured Joe was a "prawn cocktail kinda guy"
     
  26. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Are there fish-flavoured crisps? It would have to be fish or salt-and-vinegar.

    God I hope my dad doesn't decide to start reading this forum.
     
  27. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    I'm not interested in that - Clean cocks are for losers ;))

    Good work on the Daily BJ by the way :applaud:
     
  28. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    How about a "have you shaved your pubes all off", or taped your Knob and balls up behind your legs so you look like a girl and taken some photo's.... :SHHH:
     
  29. FreMM

    FreMM ♥♦♣♠PeS DiSpEnSeR ♥♦♣♠

    6 October 2005
    Belgium
    Juventus F.C.
    I shave my pubes....anyone want an autograph?
     
  30. miguel.

    miguel. International

    29 March 2004
    Portugal
    SL Benfica
    I have no fucking idea what it smells like. I could use some help to figure that out though... :whistle:

    My vote goes to Other then.
     

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