What Flavour Crisps........

What flavour Crisps, Does your Penis smell like?

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fd1972uk said:
LOL..............very good.

Hmmmmm, can't decide....................smells of no crisps I've tried.

If it smelled of the old Tudor Gammon crips, I'd never wash it again.


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Good man - I sometimes leave my penis smelly as I like Prawn Cocktail crisps.
 
Thank you all for your input into this - I am sending in a report of my findings to No. 10 Downing street.

I think its quite important research - You never know I could get a Nobel prize out of it. If I do I will give a mention to everybody that took part. Especially FreMM - that supported me from start :DD
 
Who do you think you are? Bloody Jamie Oliver?

He tries to sort out school dinners and you just want a good sniff of other blokes bollocks.

Nice one Bobby, nice one. I bet Gordon can't wait for your report.
 
I like fanny flavoured crisps.

In other words, Pickled Onion.
 
You try telling my missus that!

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Sorry to revive an old topic but mine usually smells like coffee. I felt embarrassed saying it at first, but this morning has confirmed it. It really does. Perhaps I drink too much coffee?

Got to say, I love it though. Makes you wonder what they put in our coffee.
 
Jack Bauer said:
Sorry to revive an old topic but mine usually smells like coffee. I felt embarrassed saying it at first, but this morning has confirmed it. It really does. Perhaps I drink too much coffee?

Got to say, I love it though. Makes you wonder what they put in our coffee.
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No wonder your girlfriend cant sleep.

On a lighter note mine smells great any any woman or goat would love to put it in there mouth.
 
Salt & Vinegar minge then. :lol:

That's after like 3 days though, and I usually bath/shower everyday, only time I didn't was when I was poorly the other week. Christ, chuff you winter tummy bug.
 
I don't like it when women insist on being absolutely clean all of the time, as soon as there's a bead of sweat on my missus's head she's in the shower. There's nothing wrong with a waft of salt and vinegar now and then, it's not like we're eating out every single night.

WAIT, DIRTY MIND! I mean it's alright to smell that, get the urge for a packet of crisps and then eat some because it's not like it's always going to ruin your meal, you're not going to go out for a meal every night! YOU DIRTY MINDED PERSON! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME!!

Seriously though, I hate breathing next to a woman and inhaling a lung full of deodorant. It's nasty and it burns. Just smell normal, you freak.
 
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Yana said:
Salt & Vinegar minge then. :lol:
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I'm beginning to realise you must have a different smell for each Evo member, as it was Prawn Cocktail and also Smokin Hot recently but never bloody S & V :((

JB, I've not showered in a day, wanna fuck?

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Sorry Proxi, you're not my type. I don't do PS3-only guys. I'm not that desperate. Maybe in a couple of years.
 
Doesn't the fact I have a Wii mean BobbyBox has to wait? I mean christ almighty we could do each other wirelessly you frigid bastard.
 
proxi said:
Doesn't the fact I have a Wii mean BobbyBox has to wait? I mean christ almighty we could do each other wirelessly you frigid bastard.
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You can Wii Wii Wii all the way home little Piggy........JB is all mine!!!
 
Sorry to go back on topic guys...

Yeah so anyway, lately I've noticed that when I get a bit hot and sweaty, the normal smell has taken a strange turn for the worse!

It doesn't smell like standard BO, it's got this weird smell to it. I cant put my finger on what it's like, all I can think of is it being like a bakery smell. But it's not as nice as freshly baked bread (what is?), it's just strange.

Anyway, I dont like it and would prefer normal sweat. Anyone else ever had this problem?
 
Sounds like mine, bakery/coffee is kind of similar. I love it, makes me want some coffee. It's like sitting in Starbucks.
 
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