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Ugliest people in the football world

Discussion in 'Football' started by PLF, 25 February 2006.

  1. PLF

    PLF Legend

    2 August 2004
    Having seen some Harry Redknapp pics in the other "Who do you want to slap thread" hit me with an idea that I don't know if we've had to be honest a thread on before. If we have I apologize but I did run a search and couldn't find one.

    So what you do here is mention who you think are REALLY ugly players/managers of whatever and post pics. And keep that biased $hit out of here by saying van Nistelrooy looks like a horse or Henry is a monkey or whatever.. cuz those two aren't ugly at all.

    Let's stick to REal ugly discussion.. no jokes.. bias or bullshit.

    Here's my first 3 candidates but there is a hell of a lot more:

    Clarence Acuna (Chile and Ex-Magpie).

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    Harry Redknapp

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    Luke Chadwick (Ex-Man Utd youngster)

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    There's many more but that's all I got time for now.

    Somebody can post a picture of Beto (Benfica) as well as a favour for me ;)
     
    Last edited: 25 February 2006
  2. Crespo!

    Crespo! The One & Only

    20 January 2006
    London
    Chelsea & AC Ajaccio
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    Pic of beto PLF:mrgreen:
    pretty ugly
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  3. Crespo!

    Crespo! The One & Only

    20 January 2006
    London
    Chelsea & AC Ajaccio
  4. total

    total International

    10 December 2005
    Slovenia
    Arsenal/OGC Nice
    Colina
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  5. Crespo!

    Crespo! The One & Only

    20 January 2006
    London
    Chelsea & AC Ajaccio
    Yep gd one
    Collina isnt the best looking guy about is he:mrgreen:
     
  6. PLF

    PLF Legend

    2 August 2004
    Hahah yeh good one and thanks Crespo!! He's crap and ugly!

    By the way for me Nicky Butt is pretty ugly too that's why that joint pic with Chadwick kills 2 birds with one stone ;)
     
  7. PLF

    PLF Legend

    2 August 2004
    3 More Englishmen lol

    Lee Bowyer
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    I'm a bit fan of Paul Scholes I really am but

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    won't deny that he's indeed ugly.

    And so is in my opinion the best young player in the world... the amazing Wayne *Shrek lookalike* Rooney :lol:

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  8. Shockin' The Prem

    Shockin' The Prem Shockin' The Prem

    5 August 2004
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    Last edited: 26 February 2006
  9. Mauras

    Mauras Premiership

    7 October 2002
    There is worst in Benfica: Luisão (Brasil) is a freak of nature and Petit face looks like the backside of a water heater, the guys seems a character of the "League of Gentlemen".

    Whenever I wan't my baby to eat the soup up I just have to show her Petit's picture. As for luisão a simple ID card size picture keeps all the ants away from my sugar jar.

    PETIT (BENFICA) - no mouth, bad photoshop work on that face from the one all mighty...
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    Funny note - The guys is so darn ugly that the fan site where I took the pictures from has his "player record" with a sided picture... not even his fans can face a frontal scare :) http://www.sl-benfica.com//modalidades/_jogadores.php_tipo_futebol_id_66


    LUISÃO (BENFICA) - The Living proof there is life in outerspace... the form of his head... the facial scare... the 1,94m with feet like "bigfoot"... he is a danger to the eyes.
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    On the classic level I must give credit to Peter Bearsdley. He truly belongs among the top 10 ugliest players ever, a face that seems to have been caught by a strong and big gate of a medieval castle...

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  10. PLF

    PLF Legend

    2 August 2004
    Hahaha what a surprise Mauras, you come here and out of all the ugly people in football you have to pick 2 Benfica players. These two in my opinion aren't that ugly.. sure Luisao is a giant and scarred face but so is Ribery and Tevez and I don't think either of those are actually UGLY.

    Beto is though!

    p.s. Ugly or not, Luisao is a good defender and his size helps him as well although does make him a bit clumsy as well and Petit is one of my fav... the man has the HEART of a GIANT!! Never gives up.. always running always fighting for team! love the guy, very good player, Beto however SUCKS ASS!!!!!!


    p.s.s. Gotta give it to you though.. those Luisao pics you put up are funny! :lol: :mrgreen:
     
  11. proxi

    proxi Champions League

    9 February 2003
    Sheffield
    Tottenham Hotspur
    It's Iain Dowie all the fucking way! He's the friendly monster from the Goonies!!
     
  12. PLF

    PLF Legend

    2 August 2004
    Hahaaahhaa yeh Ian Dowie, with blonde eyebrows :lmao:

    Agree with all defection but what's wrong with Lazaridis? Are you serious?
     
  13. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
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    Imo, one of our greatest ever players...just goes to prove we can't all look like David Beckham.:D

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    .....this guy below surely has to be high on the list, eh?!
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    May I also suggest a visit to this website:-
    http://www.uglyfootballers.com/
     
  14. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Here's another:

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  15. TurboG

    TurboG I Love you Mary Jane!!

    25 December 2005
    Caracas - Venezuela
    Manchester United
    I have the champ here!!

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  16. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
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    how about this guy? I always thought he looked like a 'werewolf on smack'.
     
  17. phrase

    phrase Tactician

    12 December 2002
    Little Mancunia
    Man...If I'm the manager of a big club and I wanna sign Tevez,I'd have to sent him to Extreme Makeover first.He is really one ugly bloke.
     
  18. total

    total International

    10 December 2005
    Slovenia
    Arsenal/OGC Nice
    I just realised that my Ronaldo pic wasn't working. It does now.

    My word, what an ugly haircut that was.
     
  19. total

    total International

    10 December 2005
    Slovenia
    Arsenal/OGC Nice
    Ok, I just remembered one more...Bakari "Baky" Kone.

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  20. PLF

    PLF Legend

    2 August 2004
    c'mon man.. Baky aint ugly lol!!
     
  21. <<Juanjete>>

    <<Juanjete>> FREE KICK MASTER

    19 December 2004
    Las Palmas, Las Palmas de G.C., Canary Is., Spain
    Real Madrid C.F.
    I think the winner is Tevez, but Frank is very ugly too.
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  22. total

    total International

    10 December 2005
    Slovenia
    Arsenal/OGC Nice
    He's written in my personal book of football ugos. :mrgreen:
     
  23. Mauras

    Mauras Premiership

    7 October 2002
    Lol eheh...

    well about what you say: THEY AREN'T UGLY!!! :shock: you have a narrow concept of uglyness :D

    Luisão has a deformed head, with a scar all acrosse it, and his face.. for goodness sake, show him to a child and see how "unugly he is". He is like SHREK :)

    About Petit... I tried to get a better picture but unavailable. His face is wierd as hell, he has no lips, and his forehead, eyes and nose form a frightening combination.

    Funny you mention Beto because I assure you here in Portugal these 2 are mentioned as ugliest players but Beto isn't refered that much.. I think Beto shines because of the hair but when compaired to Luisão's head or Petit's frontal scare well... :)

    About Petit's "heart": true, dinamic and figh spirited. His problem is that he is too violent. He is a dirty player, often recurring to violent unecessary tackles. A couple months ago he had a vicious taclke on targino from guimarães (one of those were the oposing player is already 1 meter ahead and he clashes his boot and studs against the running leg staying behind, right on his achilles... chilling view) which could have ended his career... he is kind of a Roy Keane: good player, useful but too dirty for my taste (and boy is he ugly! :D)

    About Luisão.. nice defender, surely better than the crap Anderson Polga we got as a "world champion" but his problem is... Liedson :). Everytimes he gets Liedson ahead of him he seems like a little lamb ehehe
     
  24. bradley1886

    bradley1886 Premiership

    6 August 2004
    London
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  25. Clockender

    Clockender is back...but for how long?

    27 November 2001
    East Lower, Block 13
    Arsenal FC
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  26. ThomasGOAL

    ThomasGOAL Retired Footballer

    15 March 2003
    France
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    Rudy Voller :
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    And the worst !! Di Canio :
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  27. Joystick

    Joystick Deep like Titanic

    10 August 2004
    London
    The Arse
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  28. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Aaah, "the Goat" - ex Man City - I know the nickname refers to his surname, but surely it's being offensive to goats.:lol:
     
  29. total

    total International

    10 December 2005
    Slovenia
    Arsenal/OGC Nice
    I knew somebody will post v. Nistelrooy. :lol:
     
  30. Cloud1863

    Cloud1863 Premiership

    10 December 2004
    Stoke City
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