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The 'Things That Piss Me Off' Thread
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Greggs, the bakers. Fuck them and their STUPID "have branches everywhere so folk can only get food from us and us only" policy, I'm sick of seeing them everywhere, there's 5 in my town centre and I'd rather eat leaves like Crouch or go McDonalds than eat Paddy's bastard steak bakes or quarter-the-meat sausage rolls.
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- Garth Brook's Team of the Week
"I know!" thinks Garth, "I'll just pick every player who scored, plus a few others who Hansen and Shearer said played well on MOTD, as well as a few that don't really make sense, but will make me look good for spotting something others don't." Genius.
What's the point of this every Sunday? Has anyone ever read this and feel they have benefited from it? I'd love to be a football journalist but feel put off due to my lack of writing skills, clearly they're not all that important.
One more thing Garth.. Do you actually watch any of the matches? Do you know what constiutes a good performance. Obviously not. Get the fuck off my internet and away from my eyes you Class A Twat.
Ret KiT
Premiership
- 25 March 2007
money laundering Mechanic twats
DJ Doc45
Banned
- 14 April 2005
I think youll find his name is Garth Crooks. Garth Brooks is a singer! lol
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
I hate Greggs too! We have two Sweetmans in Swansea - their cheese pasties are gorgeous. Fresh and full of cheese with amazing pastry. Also, their baguettes are amazing - the bread is just....the best. Greggs stuff tastes plastic to me.
BobbyBox
WING NUT!
- 10 October 2003
- Arsenal
I hate Garth Crooks aswell!!
I always ask people if they hate him and they always come out with something like 'Nah he's alright, whats wrong with him?'
I hate the way when he talks he goes all serious - as if it makes him sound like he knows what he is talking about! then when he goes serious he looks like he is about to cry and is holding it in.
Everytime I see him on the TV - I punch the TV!
He is up there with Vanessa Felts - I hate Fucking Vanessa Felts. She said she is a size 12 or something.....Silly Bitch! My last Girlfriend was a size 12 Its a nice Sexy Size - I think 10-12 is the best size for a lady.
Vanessa Felts is still about an 18-20!! lying bitch!
And she also thinks she knows about everything - 'Ohh I'm fat and I lost 2lbs so now I can tell everybody what its like to live with a Phalidamide victim'
Get out of my Face Vanessa and Garth, you both should be shot!!!
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
I like a bit of meat on a woman but I can't/won't do a fatty, never have. Vanessa is/was NEVER a size 12.
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Yeah I meant Crooks, my point still stands though. Glad you agree Bobby. He looks like a disney rhino or something as well but I cant quite put my finger on what/who it is and it's making me hate him more!
I agree about the Feltzter, she is a bit of a cockring. Didn't Michelle McManus say she got down to a 12 or something as well? Biggest lie i've ever heard in my entire life. She's a size 53 at the very smallest. She's got a waist the size of small hatchback.
I agree about the Feltzter, she is a bit of a cockring. Didn't Michelle McManus say she got down to a 12 or something as well? Biggest lie i've ever heard in my entire life. She's a size 53 at the very smallest. She's got a waist the size of small hatchback.
DJ Doc45
Banned
- 14 April 2005
lol she will NEVER be a size 12..... she will always be ULTRA CHUMPER size!
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
Haha Jumberto you make me laugh mate! :lmao: :applause:
Milanista
Mangiamoli!
Russell Brand.
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I like Russell Brand.
Milanista
Mangiamoli!
I'm not questioning his humor, its his appearance that just annoys me so much!
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- Heather Mills-McCartney
So Paul McCartney has made all this money through music etc, why the hell does she get £25m or whatever from the divorce settlement? She didn't earn it, he did, yet she gets all that!?
She'll clearly do anything for money, she was a call-girl and soft porn star, so why not shag an ageing rockstar and then annoy the living shit out of him til he divorces her. Yes, a great idea.
Then she has the nerve to go on TV and go crazy twice a year saying she gets bad press because he was in the Beatles!? WHAT!? You get bad press cos your a deluded, fame hungry, golddigging prostitute. GO AWAY. YOU ARE SCUM. I don't care if you've done stuff for charity! If I didn't have a job because I was married to a multi-millionaire then I'd probably squeeze some charity work into my busy schedule, you fucking weirdo.
I'm not gonna throw in a one legged thing cos that's a cheap shot favoured by panel shows looking for an easy laugh, but if I see you again going ape on GMTV I'll have to stop myself from hunting you down and ripping the other leg off and choking you with it.
Thanks.
matherto
20 times 20 times Man United
Joe
International
- 9 August 2004
COCK!
I dunno why the hell she's taken it all the way to court, I mean, she hasn't got a fucking leg to stand on. She does my head in :mad:
Joe
International
- 9 August 2004
wahey!
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
I've changed my mind . . .
DJ Doc45
Banned
- 14 April 2005
When you see teams play brilliantly against Man United.... then against Arsenal they play fucking shite! That really pisses me off.
Plan M
Banned
- 27 September 2007
- Manchester United
To be honest mate we've had our luck aswell eg. getting Newcastle and Chelsea just after they'd sacked their managers! \\:o/
I'd like to add:
This prick
Even my fiancee can't stand him and she supports West Ham. If you've noticed Phil doesn't get given any matches involving L'pool to cover anymore because he is SO bias. But even when he is given a match like Bolton v Derby; he is looking over his shoulder to see how L'pool are doing on Matt Le Tissier's screen! FUCK OFF PHIL! You are PAID to give highlights of the match you are watching! The ugly big-nosed twat can't seem to see further than L'pool and brings up their European Cup wins at every given opportunity boring the rest of the football world.
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Agreed, I think he's a very funny guy but there's something about his hair and his scandals that rubs me the wrong way. Jealousy, probably.
Good choice. Agreed.
I would. (See, now I'm worried, because everyone is saying that's a horribly ugly picture and yet I think it's cute.)
How can you hate him? I'd hate Brent if he was a real person, but as a character he's fantastic. Saying that, the missus hates him as well...
It's all about Beres here in Sheffield.
The sausage rolls and pork sandwiches are like meaty warrior Gods of the culinary world, fucking honk at them.
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Re: thread title.
Living in a country (or should that be "world") that's so increasingly PC, packets of peanuts have to carry warnings that exclaim "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS!" What the fuck do you mean, MAY contain peanuts? It says "peanuts" in big fuck-off letters on the front and that's what I've just paid for, if there's no peanuts in there I will be fucking furious.
If you're a normal human being allergic to peanuts with no obvious brain disability, and you miss the fact that you're buying a pack of peanuts, good riddance as far as I'm concerned. Let's whittle down the population to those who understand the basics of buying packaged food.
Living in a country (or should that be "world") that's so increasingly PC, packets of peanuts have to carry warnings that exclaim "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS!" What the fuck do you mean, MAY contain peanuts? It says "peanuts" in big fuck-off letters on the front and that's what I've just paid for, if there's no peanuts in there I will be fucking furious.
If you're a normal human being allergic to peanuts with no obvious brain disability, and you miss the fact that you're buying a pack of peanuts, good riddance as far as I'm concerned. Let's whittle down the population to those who understand the basics of buying packaged food.
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- 6 October 2001
- Liverpool
All foods now have that warning on the packet just to keep the companies out of court, "This product has been made in an environment that may mean some nut traces are present"
Maybe they should have a nut free factory so that some foods go nowhere near fucking nuts
Maybe they should have a nut free factory so that some foods go nowhere near fucking nuts
LMFAO! :lmao: :lol::lmao::lol::lmao::lmao:
I just nearly laughed out loud in front of the boss at work!
I definately would.
No no, he's a legend! You can't hate Brent or Gervais!
COCK!
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Thank God.
I'm genuinely worried, the girlfriend sits there and reels off all these Hollywood actresses and I just think "no", then she goes on about how hideous Lily Allen and Davina McCall are while I'm sitting there going "but... they're... erm... never mind".
She knows EXACTLY who I fancy and who I don't, it's fucking horrible. She'll just say a name and she knows from my face if I fancy them or if I don't. I feel like I could sue.