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Weird/Strange/Just damn not right footballers names

Discussion in 'Football' started by Revan, 13 August 2008.

  1. Revan

    Revan out the window

    8 August 2003
    Madeira, Portugal.
    FC Porto
    Walter Fabian-Assman
    [​IMG]

    Givanildo Vieira de Souza AKA Hulk
    [​IMG]

    more please.
     
  2. matherto

    matherto 12 Times

    13 October 2004
    St. Helens, Merseyside.
    Manchester United
    There's a Belgian or Dutch player called De Cock isn't there?
     
  3. Placebo

    Placebo Ԁlɐɔǝqo

    3 May 2003
    Esmoriz, Portugal
    Sheffield Wednesday
    Alfred Strange.......
     
  4. AK.Rabona

    AK.Rabona Championship

    19 June 2007
    Texas
    Riquelme & Aimar, Arsenal
    Tugay( pronounced too gay or two guy) Kerimoglu- Blackburn Rovers
     
  5. ThomasGOAL

    ThomasGOAL Retired Footballer

    15 March 2003
    France
    Philipe Cocu (Cocu mean adultery victim in French)

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Bitter Rivals

    Bitter Rivals International

    24 January 2005
    [​IMG]
    Gavin Peacock

    [​IMG]
    Darren Peacock

    [​IMG]
     
  7. n4p4st4

    n4p4st4 Inglorious Bastards

    22 October 2005
    România
    ARSENAL
    Adi Mutu = mute (romanian)
    Surdu = deaf (romanian)
    Freier = the way it's pronounced it means dumb in romanian :)
    Hoyte = it's pronounciation means carcass in romanian.
    Butt (NUFC).
     
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  8. T Butcher fan

    T Butcher fan Champions League

    3 December 2001
    Stefan Kuntz!

    And doesn't Schweinsteiger mean something odd in German?
     
  9. Milanista

    Milanista Mangiamoli! Staff

    19 December 2002
    London & Milan
    AC Milan
    Similar to Italian (Mutu and Surdu)... instead its Muto and Sordo;)

    Caglione (Gk from Cagliari - Coglione means balls and is very vulgar
    Strunz - Stronzo means asshole or dickhead in italian. Theres the famous Trappatoni video that i'm sure ALL germans and italians know where he repeatedly says STRUNZ.
    Pirlo - Pirla means idiot
     
  10. Eyel3ss

    Eyel3ss Pura Vida

    27 October 2007
    Lille
    Paris SG
    schwein means Porc in German!

    Patrice Loko
    [​IMG]

    loco means crazy in spanish (but i think u all know it)
     
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  11. tuta

    tuta Marseillais

    21 November 2004
    France
    Marseille
    Kaká.
    "caca" means poo in French...
     
  12. Milanista

    Milanista Mangiamoli! Staff

    19 December 2002
    London & Milan
    AC Milan
    Cacca means poo in italian, but because of the accent, it doesnt mean that. Its prunounced ka-kaaa, where as poo is kakk-ah
     
  13. Rochemback10

    Rochemback10 All aboard the Mogganaut

    30 November 2005
    Middlesbrough
    Whatever happened to Claudio Pitbull of FC Porto ?
     
  14. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    Quim
     
  15. cfdh_edmundo

    cfdh_edmundo Maverick

    30 December 2002
    Fabien Cool (French Goalkeeper) ["Cool" for the oppositions striker]
    Igor Tudor (Croatian player) [Tudor is the name of English Kings in the middle ages]
    Wayne Hennessey (Welsh goalkeeper) [Hennessy is a fine distilled liqour (alcoholic) similar to Vodka]
    Didier Domi (French Defender) [Dom-mi sort of sounds like "our home" in Serbian / Croatian]
    Danny Higginbottom (English player) [sounds like he has got problems with his rear end]
    Dean Windass (English player) [sounds like he has severe flatulence]
    Maxim Shatskikh (Uzbek / Dinamo Kyiv striker) [sounds like he walked in a dog poo]
    Kakha Kaladze (Georgian player) [Milan have a "caca" for a first name and a second name]
    Oh Beom-Suk (Korean player at Samara in Russia)
     
  16. Rentalkid

    Rentalkid Premiership

    5 August 2003
    Germany
    Franco Foda
    What was it again in Portuguese? F* for free? :D
    [​IMG]

    Mike Terranova
    Now that's a wicked name!
    [​IMG]

    Sabri Lamouchi
    Phonetically it means "The Pussy" in German.
     
  17. airjoca

    airjoca International

    29 July 2003
    Amadora, Portugal
    SL Benfica
    There was a german player called Franco Foda, which in Portuguese means Franco Fuck. :lol:

    Edit: just got beat to it :)
     
  18. edible10

    edible10 League 2

    1 May 2007
    Newcastle
    apparently there was a guy back in the 70's i think it was and his name was ars bandeet
     
  19. tobi

    tobi "Pull up from 30!"

    5 August 2005
    Teaching the PHX Suns the 2 min drill...
    Spurs, Suns and Cowboys
    Pierre Fanfan :LOL:

    I remember playing PES4 or 5 and hearing the commentator say his name, I had to pause the game for 10 minutes :LOL:
     
  20. *aLe

    *aLe International

    30 August 2005
    On the hype train
    Cunturipa!
    KAKHA Kaladze.. Same as Kakà, but this is definitely pronounced the other way round compared to kakà..
     
  21. Revan

    Revan out the window

    8 August 2003
    Madeira, Portugal.
    FC Porto
    - Argelico 'Argel' Fucks

    - Paul Dickov

    - Brian Pinas

    - Dick van Dijk (some dude from Ajax in the old days)

    - Eric Djemba-Djemba

    - Boa Morte (Means "good death" in portuguese)

    - Joseph-Desiré Job
     
  22. n4p4st4

    n4p4st4 Inglorious Bastards

    22 October 2005
    România
    ARSENAL
    Milanista, yep. many words are simillar in romanian and italian.
    Rochemback10, Pitbull is now at Rapid Bucuresti.
    Nacer Barazite, just replace the b with a p :)
    Pinga (Internacional) = Dick in spanish if i'm correct.
     
  23. ThomasGOAL

    ThomasGOAL Retired Footballer

    15 March 2003
    France
    Tudor (tu dors) that mean "you sleep" in French
     
  24. The_Special_One

    The_Special_One #helpmemeetgenie

    17 August 2007
    Lovely Estoril
    #geniearmy
    Fodé Mansare (3th person verb fuck)
    Tomas Kona (cona=a thing in the women that we love!)
    Piricona (ok, cona again)
    Mrdakovic (merda=shit, a kind of shitovic?)
    Rabiola (gay, ok it's normal he plays in FC Porto)
     
  25. Revan

    Revan out the window

    8 August 2003
    Madeira, Portugal.
    FC Porto
    :LOL: good one.

    Balboa, just not right. ;))
     
  26. sattan_hussein

    sattan_hussein Championship

    6 December 2004
    Ryo de Janeiro
    Arsenal
    Pinga is his nickname and is another name for cachaça (brazilian drink) :LOL:
    Cana too, and there's a player named Pitu (at Barcelona, i think), which is a brand of cachaça.
     
  27. The_Special_One

    The_Special_One #helpmemeetgenie

    17 August 2007
    Lovely Estoril
    #geniearmy
    [​IMG]
     
  28. UJSupanova

    UJSupanova @Bobothy

    27 June 2006
    Liverpool
    Liverpool
    Danny Invincible is a great name.
     
  29. Daftman

    Daftman Conference

    11 November 2003
    Leeds
    Leeds United
    Winner
     
  30. Revan

    Revan out the window

    8 August 2003
    Madeira, Portugal.
    FC Porto
    don't get it...:SS
     

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