Weird/Strange/Just damn not right footballers names

[Joe]

Quim = Cunt (in slang)

 

[airjoca]

Quim = Cunt (in slang)

lol, He's actually Joaquim.

 

[Abhishek]

Arshavin. Just not right

 

[Revan]

Quim = Cunt (in slang)

oh

who said you can't learn anything on evo-web... :-pp

 

[Nerazzurri]

how bout "jerkoff"
Djorkaeff

 

[rivaldinho]

how bout "jerkoff"
Djorkaeff

From ISS PES2 PS1?

 

[Cesc Fabregas]

Simon Ficker - VfB Auerbach (Germany):lmao: (means shagger)

 

[UJSupanova]

bernt haas was always a good 'un for commentators haha

 

[3stripes]

"caca" means poo in French...

in Romanian to, exactly written like that

 

[Professor Nutmeg]

Rod Fanni
Stéphane Coque
Sjoerd Ars

 

[sonoman]

there was a player called Vergassola
in spanish that name means 'lonely cock'
LOL

 

[Milanista]

Mauro Goicoechea has the COOLEST name in all of Serie A.

He's Roma's GK.

 

[LFC Albania]

Babacar , ( in Albanian baba=father , kar=cock) lol

 

[lukas_rod]

Musa (the nigerian), it means "muse" in portuguese, in a feminine way, like the womans in TSO avatars

 

[jackarmy]

I remember QPR had Danny Shittu and Doudou in their squad. If only they'd signed Dean Windass.

 

[Hicksville]

A few years ago, three of Charlton Athletic's defenders were called - Fish Costa Fortune

 

[Dazzlà]

kaiserslautern had 2 dicks..

 

[gabe.paul.logan]

Jelle Francois Maria Van Damme (Standard Liege)

 

[Damjan]

There was a footballer in the Netherlands called Iwan Redan. Iwan means something like idiot in Macedonian.

 

[Anasie10]

Ali Al Habsi, Wigan's GK. Al Habs means prison in arabic

 

[Baxter]

Irish couple Long-Cox, the other ones suck.

 

[SKILLZ 98]

Kevin Fish
Ian Black
Nick Blackman
Nathen Baker
Danny Shittu ( i loved saying this name i front of my parents it gave me an excuse to swear !)
Jesus Navas(His first name freaked me out at first!)

I had more but i cant remember them properly. By the way this thread is great !

 

[fd1972uk]

I remember many moons ago we had big Bobo Balde at centre-half.

We were then linked with a guy from France called Fanni.

So imagine our central defensive partnership - Balde Fanni

Into the bargain we had a left back called Naylor - Naylor Balde Fanni



FD

 

[SKILLZ 98]

It must be weird calling yourself Black when your not. Ian Black.

 

[Anasie10]

Another similar one, Chelsea's young GK : Jamal Blackman

 

[fib91]

And who can't forget Pedro Munitis.His surname translated in Greek means "her cunt"

 

[Sabatasso]

Fideleff sounds like "pussy lip" in Norwegian...

 

[Baxter]

Marek Hamsik = "I'm sick"

 

[Anasie10]

Marek Hamsik = "I'm sick"

Never thought of that one

 

[Kanouté]

http://www.pronounceitright.com/pronounce/7168/marek-hamsik