Team America: World Police

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Oh man. I almost shit my pants laffin at this movie. Did you guys see this??

The vomiting scene and the sex scene were hilarious (the uncut DVD has a horribly offensive addition to the sex scene. lol).

But the best part of the movie had to be the song lyrics. The song about Montages, "What would you do?" and "America, Fuck Ya!" were hysterical.

:lmao:

If you've seen anything funnier, holler. I need to watch some movies while my schedule is light.
 
ghazi said:
(the uncut DVD has a horribly offensive addition to the sex scene. lol)
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Whats The Addition plz :P ?

The film , Gimme an episode of South park over this anyday . Dragged on a bit for me

Don't get me wrong though it had its moments ( MATT DAMONNN )
 
SPOILER - in the uncut version of the sex scene, he pisses on her and one of them takes a dump on the other one's chest. lol.

It's sick. :mrgreen:
 
lol. Durka Durka!!


And the theme song:
America! Fuck ya!
We're gonna save the motherfuckin day.
America! Fuck ya!
Suck my ass and lick my balls! :applause:
 
this movie is probably the funniest movie ive ever seen.
Film Actors Guild
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E
"We are dicks, and the FAG are pussies, and Kim Jong Il is an asshole..."
and the theme song was good too.
:lmao:
 
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Funny film, was in hysterics for most parts..

The AIDS song...

The "Montage" song..."Even Rocky had a montage"

The theme song and the slowed donw version later in the film...

The sex scene..

the "I'm so lonely" song

And the MOST funny quotables!!
 
Lol yeah man this shit is hillarios.. very Pro-USA, kinda some bad comments about muslims but its funny as hell... haaha the muslims and how they say Jihad Jihad every sec lol.. as if thats all they can say like Milanista said.

But funniest shit is the way Kim Jong talks :lmao:
 
"I'LL RIP OFF YOUR BALLS AND STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS, SO EVERY TIME YOU SHIT, YOU'll SHIT ON YOUR BALLS!!!"

Funniest line ever.

This is by far the funniest film i have ever seen. Matt and Tre are both leg-ends.
 
ghazi said:
SPOILER - in the uncut version of the sex scene, he pisses on her and one of them takes a dump on the other one's chest. lol.

It's sick. :mrgreen:
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This must be only in certain countries version of the DVD because it isn't on the DVD out here in the UK
 
I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

Fucking quality :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
i loved this movie one of if not the funnyest films i have ever seen

what about the guy who got raped by mr mistoffalliss(spelling?) from cats hahahahahahahah
 
..."thats when i put a Jihad on them, and if u don´t believe me i put a Jihad on you too"..

Haha, brilliant.

Freedom costs a buck ó five.
 
Team America: World Police (2004)
Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant,
stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And
Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks,
because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck
assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick,
with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck
too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it
takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies
can be so full of shit that they become assholes
themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away
from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy,
crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us
fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and
pussies all covered in shit!
 
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