Back in 2k4, I was made fun of by my buddy and the wife because I revealed that I *shockingly* wipe my ass standing up after taking the Browns to the SuperBowl. Much to my dismay, I was informed that nobody stands up to wipe off and that anybody who's anybody wipes while still sitting on the toilet. I took (and still take) great exception to this because it was my understanding that it is perfectly reasonable to wipe off my derriere it an upright position. So I ran a poll, and if memory serves, it was pretty much dead even between standers and sitters. Now for round 2... Oh and for those of you who don't think there could be any educational value in all of this, last time Ghazi posted that it is proper to wet the paper before wiping in order to read get the turds out of the ass area. I have followed his mandate to this day, and my ass is much happier.