Nick Cave
Wrexham fan for my sins...
Right I know this is a bit lame, but I'm sick of Microwaves packing up on me!! I will shortly be on my 7th...THIS YEAR.. and there is still two months to go.. I upgraded from a perfectly working Micro I had had for some years and to be honest if it was not for the paint beginning to rust around the vents I would probably still have.
I now it seems somewhat foolishly thought I would go for an All singing and Dancing Combi oven and Grill... Oh! how foolish I was, The first lasted but two days, in fact it gave up the ghost when confronted with its mortal enemy... the jacket potato, it threw in the towel after a mere 3 Min's..
Now armed with the knowledge of the Potato war, the replacement was given two to battle and past with flying colour's or so I thought, for it had all been too much for the thing, and so in the night it's little green clock gave up with an ear splitting beep, that as well as putting the craps up my other half scared our two cats to death and had them attacking each other with tales as bushy as Racoon's...
And so it went with one falling after the other, sometimes they would last a giddying month and sometimes it even seamed I was ready to throw away the box in the garage, but alas they spluttered and popped their way to big compliance in the sky and in one case just carried on microwaving with the door fully open, as if sensing the ones that had gone before it and thought it would do me first... And so we come to the latest Toshiba offering, with me now the wiser with full instant replacement cover, I somberly box up another departed box of tricks, and have to travel back to Curry's, and there have the staff who now know me as the Micro killer, watch as I depart with the latest victim... :roll:
I now it seems somewhat foolishly thought I would go for an All singing and Dancing Combi oven and Grill... Oh! how foolish I was, The first lasted but two days, in fact it gave up the ghost when confronted with its mortal enemy... the jacket potato, it threw in the towel after a mere 3 Min's..
Now armed with the knowledge of the Potato war, the replacement was given two to battle and past with flying colour's or so I thought, for it had all been too much for the thing, and so in the night it's little green clock gave up with an ear splitting beep, that as well as putting the craps up my other half scared our two cats to death and had them attacking each other with tales as bushy as Racoon's...
And so it went with one falling after the other, sometimes they would last a giddying month and sometimes it even seamed I was ready to throw away the box in the garage, but alas they spluttered and popped their way to big compliance in the sky and in one case just carried on microwaving with the door fully open, as if sensing the ones that had gone before it and thought it would do me first... And so we come to the latest Toshiba offering, with me now the wiser with full instant replacement cover, I somberly box up another departed box of tricks, and have to travel back to Curry's, and there have the staff who now know me as the Micro killer, watch as I depart with the latest victim... :roll:
now that is seriously weird..
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