The CL-final, according to /sp/

[tc811]

I'm usually not one for 4chan garbage, but this one's special:

http://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/r3ds0/the_clfinal_according_to_sp/

The CL-final, according to /sp/

>CL Final
>Chelsea vs Madrid
>Teams walk out onto the pitch to the theme of Jurassic Park to symoblise Chelsea's dinosaurs
>John Terry is holding a black baby which he hoists into the air as he \leaves the tunnel
>The game kicks off
>Chelsea are dominating due to bizarre Madrid tactics
>Torres misses 10 open goals including one where he runs onto the line after taking on the entire Madrid team and goes to roll the ball in with his head but somehow manages to hit the bar
>Second half
>Madrid score quickly after Ronaldo falls to the floor clutching his face and a wayward Torres shot deflects off of him and goes in
>Last minute
>Can Chelsea score? They always score.
>When Torres isn't playing
>Chelsea get corner
>Cross in
>EBJT (Englands Brave John Terry) jumps 20 foot into the air and powers a header in off the post, celebrating by shouting 'FOR MUAAAAMMMMMMMMBA'
>Kick off
>Chelsea get the ball again
>David Luiz tries to be Messi
>Pepe notices and attempts to murder him
>As he fly kicks Luiz in the skull the ball trickles to Torres
>He's through
>He rounds the keeper
>He shoots
>Its going over the bar
>Suddenly, the ghosts of Fabrice Muamba, Gary Speed and Sir Bobby Robson appear
>They simultaneously head the ball
>It goes in
>Chelsea win
>Mourinho runs onto the pitch with a piece of paper
>its a contract he signed with Chelsea 2 days before
>He was Chelsea manager the whole time
>EBJT and JM embrace on the pitch

 

[Zeem]

Pepe

 

[fib91]

Couldn't fuckin' help laughin' lmao at Pepe and the ghosts.

 

[S-NipE]

This here is absolutely epic.

>Torres misses 10 open goals including one where he runs onto the line after taking on the entire Madrid team and goes to roll the ball in with his head but somehow manages to hit the bar