The Mnemonic Game

[jaygrim]

Jason's arse your getting right in me.

Next word: Jumbo.

 

[Chris Davies]

JUMBO
Jaws Underwater! Man Boats Or.....

(It should be about him though really, so I'll do it again)

JUMBO
Jokes, Urinates, Mops, Buggers Off

New rule of the game, if the word is a person try to make your entry about them instead of a random story.

Next word: MICHAEL JACKSON

 

[jaygrim]

Michael's in children hope's all eliminated legally Jump anal cracks kill singer on neverland.

Next word: Easter.

 

[Chris Davies]

EASTER
Eggs Are Sexy Though Emphatic Ripoffs.

Next word: INSOMNIAC

 

[jaygrim]

I Never Sleep On Mattresses Now I'm Awake Cheers.

Next word: Poodle.

 

[FreMM]

Piss Off Or Die Like Elvis

 

[Tim7]

You forgot to say next word!

 

[Joystick]

FREMM

Fuck! Reads Every Maxim; Masturbates


DAVID BENTLEY

 

[Tim7]

David Avidly Veers Into Ditches. Bentley Exaggerated No Tyres Left Even Yokohama.

Next word: Ferrari

 

[Jamesy]

Ferrari

Flash, Expensive, Really Rapid And Really Impressive

Next: David Pleat

 

[FreMM]

Fookin' Energetic Racing Rod And Roaring Impact

Next word: Massachusetts

 

[Joystick]

Didn't 'Av Victories In Droves. Practically Lost Everything At Tottenham.


BILL MURRAY

 

[MonkeyJug]

Bill Is Laughing Legend. Makes Ur Ribs Reverborate All Year

next:

Posh Spice

 

[marukomu]

Pretty Obnoxious Scrawny Hag Struts Pathetically In Crap Exhibitions

next:

Jade Goody

 

[Jamesy]

Posh Spice

Pouty Old Singer Has-been Spends Pounds In Chic Emporiums

Next: Hippopotamus

Maru - Your one has already been used.

 

[Chris Davies]

Bill Is Laughing Legend. Makes Ur Ribs Reverborate All Year

No more cheating please...

 

[Jumbo_]

Hello, I'm Perfectly Prepared On Passing Opinion Today About Mnemonics, Unless Sarcastic.

Next: Heather Mills

 

[Chris Davies]

HEATHER MILLS
Hugely Evil According To Hated Extremely Rubbish Moronic Idiotic Laughably Ludicrous Sun

Next word: MARMITE CASHEWS

 

[marukomu]

Men Are Really Marvellous In Tranmere's End .... Cheer And Shout Hello Every White Shirt.

Next: DENNIS WISE

 

[MonkeyJug]

Pretty Obnoxious Scrawny Hag Struts Pathetically In Crap Exhibitions

I f**king hate that bitch!

 

[MonkeyJug]

No more cheating please...

hey, come on JB!

this is 2009. SURELY, it's only a matter of time before words like Ur and wot are in the english dictionary!

but, ok - until such a time, then words like that are banned...

 

[Joystick]

Didn't Endear Newcastle Numpties. Is Surely Wanting Ingenious Secret Escape.

GARY BUSEY

 

[marukomu]

God Awful Redneck Yank. Been Utter Shit Every Year.

Next - Darth Vader

 

[Joystick]

God Awful Redneck Yank. Been Utter Shit Every Year.

Harsh! Busey's a lege!

Did Any Rebels Thank Him? Vader's A Daddy; Empire Ruined.

(kind of post Star Wars analysis haiku)


NEIL RUDDOCK

 

[Jumbo_]

NEIL RUDDOCK

Never Ended In Liverpool, Really Ugly Drunk Dickhead Only Commends Kopites.

Next: STEVE McMANAMAN

 

[Milanista]

Jay's Anal Yoyo Generated Radiation, I Melted.

Edit - dammit, was on the wrong page.

 

[jaygrim]

Jay's Anal Yoyo Generated Radiation, I Melted.

Edit - dammit, was on the wrong page.

Tosser.

 

[MonkeyJug]

STEVE McMANAMAN

Spiceboy Took European Victory Eventually. Mac: Most Afluent Northerner Around Mainly At Night.

Next:

Ken Barlow

 

[marukomu]

Knobbed Emily Nightly Before Arse Raping Les On Wednesday

Next: Scunthorpe

 

[MonkeyJug]

Knobbed Emily Nightly Before Arse Raping Les On Wednesday

HAHAHAHAHA!!

edit: do you get Corrie out in Japan?