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Proof of Outsidelife aka POO (by StuartCulli, MIAmaker and CW)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by StuartCulli, 10 August 2008.

  1. StuartCulli

    StuartCulli College Dropout

    25 July 2006
    Newcastle United
    Hello and welcome to a hugely irrelevant game that was brought on by the need to prove that people do actually have lives outside of this internet forum. This was an idea thought up by a few of us during a game of Rainbow 6 and it started out a small idea and snowballed into what it is now.
    The main idea of the game is to amass points to prove that you do actually leave your house and do more productive things with your life than sit in front of your pc all day looking at internet porn and Evo-Web. Each of the tasks is given an amount of points based on the difficulty of the challenge and the player who amasses the most points during the month of August will be crowned the person with the best life ever. You MUST give photographic evidence of yourself in each of the following tasks:

    Primary Tasks

    Jungle animal*
    Shops/Outlets*
    Farmyard animal*
    Playing Sports*
    Emergency services veichle*
    Emergency service personel
    Woman*
    Celeb*
    Famous landmark/monument/scructure*
    Pub*
    Escalator*
    Sexy Car*
    Shitty Car
    Wearing dress/skirt*
    Funny signs/shop names
    Fancy dress*
    Up a tree
    Football ground*
    Footballer*
    Picture with another evo-web member

    (* means task has bonus points)

    Bonuses

    Jungle animal - large 10pts, small 5pts
    Shops/Outlets - brand clashes 2pts
    Farmyard animal - large 5pts, small 2pts, riding animal 3pts, milking animal 10pts, licking animal 15pts
    Playing Sports - football 1pt, rugby 1pt, golf 2pts, cricket 2pts, tennis 2pts, swimming 2pts, volleyball 5pts, netball 10pts, croquet 20pts
    Emergency services vehicle - inside vehicle 5pts
    Woman - touching boob 2pts, obese woman pts variable, ugly woman pts variable
    Celeb - reality TV 'star' -10pts, radio celeb 5pts, TV star 10pts, sports star 25pts, movie star 50pts, porn star 100pts
    Famous landmark/monument/scructure - Home Nation 10pts, International 50pts
    Pub - with pint 1pt, cocktail 5pts
    Escalator - backwards 2pts, sat down 5pts, carrying another person 10pts
    Sexy Car - pts variable
    Shitty Car - pts variable
    Dress/Skirt - pink 5pts
    Fancy dress - superhero 2pts
    Football ground - pts variable depending on league
    Footballer - pts variable depending on status

    (Videos of any task will warrant an extra 2pts bonus. However, you may not post a picture and a video of the same task)

    Closing date 9/11 (ironically)

    Winner wins a biscuit packet of their choice. (Depending on particapation)​
     
    Last edited: 10 August 2008
  2. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    Plan M will win
     
  3. MIAmaker

    MIAmaker Drink Milk! & Kick Ass!

    7 March 2005
    Liberty City
    :LOL: let the games begin!
     
  4. StuartCulli

    StuartCulli College Dropout

    25 July 2006
    Newcastle United
    The responses we've received so far are encouraging.
     
  5. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    You guy's crack me up you really,

















    don't.
     
  6. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    I've failed :((

    I'll go out with my girlfriend next weekend and try and get some of these photos done, sounds like a good laugh trying to get them :TU:
     
    Last edited: 10 August 2008
  7. Coopz

    Coopz Retired Footballer

    27 April 2002
    WTF?

    Before i post anything i want you 3 to post your "POO"
     
  8. MIAmaker

    MIAmaker Drink Milk! & Kick Ass!

    7 March 2005
    Liberty City
    Poor jay must not go out much:-pp , sorry no points for a photo of you knocking one out over some bird:PIG: on my space!
     
  9. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    Been done before, er on the net strangely enough...
     
  10. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd

    Whats my space?

    And the only reason you go out is to get to school.
     
  11. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    What if I Kidnap a monkey - Put dresses on us both. Then go shopping for a bit and then off to the Gym and play a bit of Badminton.

    Then Hijack a Fire engine - Pick up a few women and then molest them and touch their breasts.

    Then finish the day with me and my Monkey at Big Ben.

    How many points would I get for that? - Keep in mind that it will all be video recorded and I will have the monkey with me at all times.
     
  12. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    You'd win.

    Forever.

    Are you Chuck Norris?
     
  13. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    So who's gonna post the 1st pic? Shame Mike is banned, again. Im sure we could get a pic of him and his bird's breasts.
     
  14. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Cool - Just needed to know before I did it and risk going to Jail. It will be worth it though for the points......YEE HAA!!!
     
  15. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    Surely they can get some more potential Jailtime challenges on there? How cool would that be, a challenge to show how much life you have and getting arrested for it!

    Actually, maybe not, we would be getting Jay's snuff collection!
     
  16. kevano22

    kevano22 TDWFYU

    2 August 2003
    OK does wearing a wig get any points?
    [​IMG]

    What about wearing a bucket on your head whilst you have your mums cardy on backwards?
    [​IMG]

    Or in a limo ;)
    [​IMG]

    Or riding a childrens activity horse?
    [​IMG]

    Or being in a boat in a swimming pool?
    [​IMG]

    PS. I know there will be some wise crack jokes, fire away. Also, If I win, people can never say I didnt win shit, because I did.
     
    Last edited: 10 August 2008
  17. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    sexiiee
     
  18. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    Right then, if Kev is setting the stall...

    Me with a pint

    [​IMG]

    Me with a dangerous animal

    [​IMG]

    Me with a landmark

    [​IMG]

    Me with a celebrity

    [​IMG]

    Me with the Champions League trophy

    [​IMG]

    Me with a cocktail ... alright, vodka and lemonade

    [​IMG]

    Me at shops/outlet ;))

    [​IMG]

    Me with the girlfriend (not touching boob, I don't think I'd be allowed to post that)

    [​IMG]

    Me at a football ground. Albeit for an American Football game, but surely I get bonus points for being at a football ground for something other than football?

    [​IMG]
     
  19. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Where is the pint - all I can see is Breasts!!!

    Who is that other scary person that has wondered into your picture?! - He looks like a member of the Russian Mafia!!!
     
  20. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    Sorry Kev but.........

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  21. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    Typical Bobby, always looking for breasts :ROLL: Fair enough, no pint, just a bottle ;))

    The other guy is my mate, he usually gets mistaken for a bouncer when we're out drinking :LOL:
     
  22. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    C'mon Jay, we wanna see proper photos.
     
  23. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    No chance mate.
     
  24. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    Why's that?
     
  25. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    hes a wanted man
     
  26. mjsmith2k

    mjsmith2k Come on you Reds!

    5 November 2005
    Nottingham
    Forest, Bulls, Patriots
    [​IMG]

    What ever happened to the Rod/Tod perm hairstyle?
     
  27. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    In all his photos - his face is all squiggled out - and he is usually in Thailand or somewhere.........with little people ;))
     
  28. Radiation

    Radiation Golden Boot Winner

    6 February 2006
    Widnes
    Newcastle United
    So you can use old pics? I was thinking they had to be new pics - i was all ready for holding a sign saying 'Evo-Web poo thread' or something to prove it was me and it was new.
     
  29. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    Yeah I thought we had to go out now and do it - Old pictures shouldn't be allowed.

    It doesn't really prove you have a life - It proves that you had a life at one point.

    Although having a bucket on your head and a cardigan the wrong way around is Debatable wether you have a life ;)) you should get minus points for that :DD
     
  30. DagsJT

    DagsJT Retired Footballer

    29 November 2005
    Warrington
    Liverpool
    Well, I'm still going out next week to take some CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY photos.

    Or maybe just photos.
     

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