StuartCulli
College Dropout
- 25 July 2006
- Newcastle United
Hello and welcome to a hugely irrelevant game that was brought on by the need to prove that people do actually have lives outside of this internet forum. This was an idea thought up by a few of us during a game of Rainbow 6 and it started out a small idea and snowballed into what it is now.
The main idea of the game is to amass points to prove that you do actually leave your house and do more productive things with your life than sit in front of your pc all day looking at internet porn and Evo-Web. Each of the tasks is given an amount of points based on the difficulty of the challenge and the player who amasses the most points during the month of August will be crowned the person with the best life ever. You MUST give photographic evidence of yourself in each of the following tasks:
Primary Tasks
Jungle animal*
Shops/Outlets*
Farmyard animal*
Playing Sports*
Emergency services veichle*
Emergency service personel
Woman*
Celeb*
Famous landmark/monument/scructure*
Pub*
Escalator*
Sexy Car*
Shitty Car
Wearing dress/skirt*
Funny signs/shop names
Fancy dress*
Up a tree
Football ground*
Footballer*
Picture with another evo-web member
(* means task has bonus points)
Bonuses
Jungle animal - large 10pts, small 5pts
Shops/Outlets - brand clashes 2pts
Farmyard animal - large 5pts, small 2pts, riding animal 3pts, milking animal 10pts, licking animal 15pts
Playing Sports - football 1pt, rugby 1pt, golf 2pts, cricket 2pts, tennis 2pts, swimming 2pts, volleyball 5pts, netball 10pts, croquet 20pts
Emergency services vehicle - inside vehicle 5pts
Woman - touching boob 2pts, obese woman pts variable, ugly woman pts variable
Celeb - reality TV 'star' -10pts, radio celeb 5pts, TV star 10pts, sports star 25pts, movie star 50pts, porn star 100pts
Famous landmark/monument/scructure - Home Nation 10pts, International 50pts
Pub - with pint 1pt, cocktail 5pts
Escalator - backwards 2pts, sat down 5pts, carrying another person 10pts
Sexy Car - pts variable
Shitty Car - pts variable
Dress/Skirt - pink 5pts
Fancy dress - superhero 2pts
Football ground - pts variable depending on league
Footballer - pts variable depending on status
(Videos of any task will warrant an extra 2pts bonus. However, you may not post a picture and a video of the same task)
Closing date 9/11 (ironically)
Winner wins a biscuit packet of their choice. (Depending on particapation)
The main idea of the game is to amass points to prove that you do actually leave your house and do more productive things with your life than sit in front of your pc all day looking at internet porn and Evo-Web. Each of the tasks is given an amount of points based on the difficulty of the challenge and the player who amasses the most points during the month of August will be crowned the person with the best life ever. You MUST give photographic evidence of yourself in each of the following tasks:
Primary Tasks
Jungle animal*
Shops/Outlets*
Farmyard animal*
Playing Sports*
Emergency services veichle*
Emergency service personel
Woman*
Celeb*
Famous landmark/monument/scructure*
Pub*
Escalator*
Sexy Car*
Shitty Car
Wearing dress/skirt*
Funny signs/shop names
Fancy dress*
Up a tree
Football ground*
Footballer*
Picture with another evo-web member
(* means task has bonus points)
Bonuses
Jungle animal - large 10pts, small 5pts
Shops/Outlets - brand clashes 2pts
Farmyard animal - large 5pts, small 2pts, riding animal 3pts, milking animal 10pts, licking animal 15pts
Playing Sports - football 1pt, rugby 1pt, golf 2pts, cricket 2pts, tennis 2pts, swimming 2pts, volleyball 5pts, netball 10pts, croquet 20pts
Emergency services vehicle - inside vehicle 5pts
Woman - touching boob 2pts, obese woman pts variable, ugly woman pts variable
Celeb - reality TV 'star' -10pts, radio celeb 5pts, TV star 10pts, sports star 25pts, movie star 50pts, porn star 100pts
Famous landmark/monument/scructure - Home Nation 10pts, International 50pts
Pub - with pint 1pt, cocktail 5pts
Escalator - backwards 2pts, sat down 5pts, carrying another person 10pts
Sexy Car - pts variable
Shitty Car - pts variable
Dress/Skirt - pink 5pts
Fancy dress - superhero 2pts
Football ground - pts variable depending on league
Footballer - pts variable depending on status
(Videos of any task will warrant an extra 2pts bonus. However, you may not post a picture and a video of the same task)
Closing date 9/11 (ironically)
Winner wins a biscuit packet of their choice. (Depending on particapation)
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let the games begin!
on my space!
Fair enough, no pint, just a bottle 
