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Well, I just thought that this might be a good idea, sharing all sorts of fantastic stories all around the online thingie. Tell us about your magical moments, your stuttering lagfests, your greatest victories, your broken joypads after having lost against some utter clowns...well, you know the drill.
Two nights ago I played a couple of gays (I suppose) in a 2 vs. 1 matchup. Not only that I absolutely hate playing against two players (because they had a weird URL as name like "www.lookatuswerejusttwolameassclowns.net" hovering all over the goddamn pitch), it just stinks.
Anyway, they went on a 2-0 lead pretty fast bombarding me with lovely messages such as "ASSHOLE", "YOU SUCK", "NAZI!"...well, you name it, in each replay-break of the game. Everytime I replied with "Icecream!" since I'm absolutely in love with that line since I played Speedball 2 on the Amiga back in the old days. But that just seemed to piss them off more and more, so they began flooring me and thus conceding a red card eventually at the start of the second half. Suddenly I began concentrating on the game instead of waiting for the next flame to arrive. And what a comeback that was! Having only 15 minutes on the clock left, I managed to score the equalizer with two brilliant goals by Santa Cruz (I'm Bayern Munich, btw, and he's more and more becoming my online hero) and finally even scored the winning goal by Makaay in injury time. What a relief!
I would have loved seeing their stupid faces after that historical victory in playing clowns, oh well...
Anyway, I want some equal stories in here, fellas! Go for it!
I just love that stuff.
Two nights ago I played a couple of gays (I suppose) in a 2 vs. 1 matchup. Not only that I absolutely hate playing against two players (because they had a weird URL as name like "www.lookatuswerejusttwolameassclowns.net" hovering all over the goddamn pitch), it just stinks.
Anyway, they went on a 2-0 lead pretty fast bombarding me with lovely messages such as "ASSHOLE", "YOU SUCK", "NAZI!"...well, you name it, in each replay-break of the game. Everytime I replied with "Icecream!" since I'm absolutely in love with that line since I played Speedball 2 on the Amiga back in the old days. But that just seemed to piss them off more and more, so they began flooring me and thus conceding a red card eventually at the start of the second half. Suddenly I began concentrating on the game instead of waiting for the next flame to arrive. And what a comeback that was! Having only 15 minutes on the clock left, I managed to score the equalizer with two brilliant goals by Santa Cruz (I'm Bayern Munich, btw, and he's more and more becoming my online hero) and finally even scored the winning goal by Makaay in injury time. What a relief!
I would have loved seeing their stupid faces after that historical victory in playing clowns, oh well...
Anyway, I want some equal stories in here, fellas! Go for it!
I just love that stuff.