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Will you be my Valentine?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Plan M, 10 February 2008.

  1. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    What you lot up to on Valentine's Day? What do you think of this occasion - is it a load of money-making bollocks or a day for love and lust?

    Discuss.

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  2. proxi

    proxi Champions League

    9 February 2003
    Sheffield
    Tottenham Hotspur
    The above looks like a monster from say Dale Winton Goes Silent Hill. Hmm.

    I shall be writing a letter to Princess Peach tonight in advance for Valentines, hoping she's not going to swallow Mario or Luigi's love for once this year.
     
  3. PetrovLFC

    PetrovLFC Raul!

    13 March 2005
    NW London
    Liverpool
    Every day is for love and or lust. Thus Valentines day is purely money making bollox.
     
  4. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    Beautiful words Peter. :applause:
     
  5. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    Money maker...........

    But as the gf has got me something (we usually dont bother) I'll have to pop out and get something aswell.
     
  6. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    When is it?
     
  7. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    My missus is taking me out to a Spanish restaurant. Sangria and one of their specials for me! :)
     
  8. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    It's Thursday Jay.
     
  9. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    I think the joke was not knowing the date (14th)..........but I could be wrong.
     
  10. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    You never know with Jay! ;)

    It's a load of old bollocks though - I am going for a meal to keep the missus happy, she deserves it too because she works bloody hard, week-in, week-out. I took her out last year so it's her turn now!
     
  11. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    I might take her out but only for something decent to eat instead of the shit she cooks.
     
  12. Milanista

    Milanista Mangiamoli! Staff

    19 December 2002
    London & Milan
    AC Milan
    Jay, check your mail properly on thursday cos i sent some flowers to your wife.
     
  13. gerd

    gerd Retired Footballer

    8 January 2002
    Over the moon
    KRC Genk, Spurs
    I give my wife a big hug, but i do that every day...
    March 22th is special: then we are married 10 years....we will go to a very, very fancy restaurant...and the kids are happy too because they adore the baby sit (some of you might too...).
     
  14. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    Hello!! ;)
     
  15. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    That's brilliant Gerd, congrats mate. :)
     
  16. gerd

    gerd Retired Footballer

    8 January 2002
    Over the moon
    KRC Genk, Spurs
    Thank you very much...

    PS: why did you change your avatar...the one with "the clock" was the best i ever saw...
     
  17. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    Thanks man. It was for last week with all the Munich rememberance. Time for United supporters to look forward now, not back. We will always grieve for the Busby Babes though. :)
     
  18. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    Ill be getting fuck all again
     
  19. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    You not got a missus Joe?
     
  20. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    nope, havnt for a while but only 19 long time yet :D

    plus looking lanky and skinny dont really help
     
  21. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    I was fucking left, right and centre at 19 - get out there and get yourself some pussy!
     
  22. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    Got any pics of the babysitter gerd?!
     
  23. DJ Doc45

    DJ Doc45 Banned

    I also was that size at 19... now at 24 im fookin huge!!
     
  24. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Just another day, the missus actually said it's money-making bollocks before I did. Saying that, I've got her a card (I can't even say why it's so great because she reads the forums), she's going to love it. You know when you see something, a card or a gift or whatever, and you just smile and think "perfect"? This is perfect.

    I love it when that happens, dad never stops wearing his "Uncle Knobhead" shirt.
     
  25. DJ Doc45

    DJ Doc45 Banned

    It is a waste really.... Then again saying that I spent a fair few years not even receiving a card or anything... :(
     
  26. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Random JB Fact #567203: We once had a fucking cunt (sorry but it's justified) of an old bitch living next door to us, she was about 80, who had a problem with the family dog barking at 9am in the morning when it had a crap in the garden. One year she sent me a Valentine's card, which obviously I was excited to receive being about 12, with a pig on the front. Inside it read "THIS IS YOU, YOU FAT LITTLE FUCKER".

    I can laugh about it now, because she's dead. Dead in the cold ground.

    And I'm the one who put her there. Knife in the back, bitch on the floor, problem solved, the twisted cunt.

    No, only joking, but the rest is true.
     
    Last edited: 12 February 2008
  27. DJ Doc45

    DJ Doc45 Banned

    Terrible when people give cards out for a joke....
     
  28. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    That is fucking fantastic i wanna put flowers on her grave.
     
  29. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    Do all families have a dark around yours?
     
  30. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    That story made me piss myself :lol:

    Oh dear........what a bitch!!!

    Is very funny though........I would have cried if it were me :cry: .......thats harsh!!!
     

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