What happens when we die?

Dermot

Dermot

Banned
13 August 2002
New York
Arsenal
Was just wondering what everyones take on this was, I would like to keep it specific, if everyone could answer the following:

How do you think you will die?

In what way would you like to die?

What do you think will happen to you after you die?

Would you like to come back to life after you die?

Will Chris Wright die?

How many people do you think will be at your funeral?

Will you be buried or cremated or something else?

Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
 
How do you think you will die? - Heart attack, early 40-ties. Same as both my grandad's

In what way would you like to die? - Whilst sleeping

What do you think will happen to you after you die? - Not a lot

Would you like to come back to life after you die? - no; been there, done that, had the funeral

Will Chris Wright die? - Lets hope not!

How many people do you think will be at your funeral? - +/- 50

Will you be buried or cremated or something else? - cremated

Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die? - You could set up a cryogenic fund to "preserve" him on ice like Walt.
 
How do you think you will die?
Probably of cancer or some other shitty thing like that thanks to all the crap that's the the stuff we eat, drink and breath.

In what way would you like to die?
Ideally after a bloody good shag and in my sleep afterwards but I'd prefer to go after my misses. I'd hate to leave her behind and upset so I guess I'd have to be shagging a couple of drunk younger ex models.

What do you think will happen to you after you die?
South Park say I will crap my pants.

Would you like to come back to life after you die?
In a new body or in my dead body? I think it'd be awesome to be the first zombie - but if I could come back in a new body I'd pick to be a woman. As long as I was half decent looking I'd have it easy. You can just phone up a magazine and tell them you want to get your baps out then they hand you a squillion pounds for it.

Will Chris Wright die?
If he pays up he won't have to.

How many people do you think will be at your funeral?
Erm... maybe 20?

Will you be buried or cremated or something else?
I'd go for cremated just because I don't want to be buried. If I died in a fire as well then I'd probably get some kind of discount so it's win win!

Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
Yup - you can donate to my Hostage paypal account. PM me for details.
 
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How do you think you will die?
Cancer or Car wreck...

In what way would you like to die?
Plane crash or something big like another 9/11...

What do you think will happen to you after you die?
Jack Tomlin...

Would you like to come back to life after you die?
What.. Like a Zombie...

Will Chris Wright die?
For sure...

How many people do you think will be at your funeral?
Two... the guy who switches the oven on and the guy who locks up...

Will you be buried or cremated or something else?
Burnt in a bin liner...

Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
£1.84 is not going to save anyone...
 
How do you think you will die?

Around October next year if PES 2010 yet again fails to include untucked shirts.

In what way would you like to die?

Getting blown off Carla Connor off Corrie.

What do you think will happen to you after you die?

I will decompose in the ground.

Would you like to come back to life after you die?

Yes but I would need a brew 1st thing.

Will Chris Wright die?

His shell will but his spirit will live on inside a conker.

How many people do you think will be at your funeral?

20 (Give or take 19)

Will you be buried or cremated or something else?

Buried (Just in case)

Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?


No I don't think so no.
 
Radiation said:
Would you like to come back to life after you die?
In a new body or in my dead body? I think it'd be awesome to be the first zombie - but if I could come back in a new body I'd pick to be a woman. As long as I was half decent looking I'd have it easy. You can just phone up a magazine and tell them you want to get your baps out then they hand you a squillion pounds for it.
Click to expand...

Cos you want a good fucking more like! Sailor boy. :)

Moving on...
 
How do you think you will die?
Kicked to death by angry dwarfs.

In what way would you like to die?
Sucked off to death by angry dwarfs.

What do you think will happen to you after you die?
The world will end.

Would you like to come back to life after you die?
Only if i can come back as a pair of Joe's underpants.

Will Chris Wright die?
Soon i hope.

How many people do you think will be at your funeral?
Just Joe.

Will you be buried or cremated or something else?
Made into some kind of dildo.

Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
No.
 
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