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What happens when we die?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Dermot, 3 November 2008.

  1. Dermot

    Dermot Banned

    13 August 2002
    New York
    Arsenal
    Was just wondering what everyones take on this was, I would like to keep it specific, if everyone could answer the following:

    How do you think you will die?

    In what way would you like to die?

    What do you think will happen to you after you die?

    Would you like to come back to life after you die?

    Will Chris Wright die?

    How many people do you think will be at your funeral?

    Will you be buried or cremated or something else?

    Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
     
  2. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    How do you think you will die? - Heart attack, early 40-ties. Same as both my grandad's

    In what way would you like to die? - Whilst sleeping

    What do you think will happen to you after you die? - Not a lot

    Would you like to come back to life after you die? - no; been there, done that, had the funeral

    Will Chris Wright die? - Lets hope not!

    How many people do you think will be at your funeral? - +/- 50

    Will you be buried or cremated or something else? - cremated

    Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die? - You could set up a cryogenic fund to "preserve" him on ice like Walt.
     
  3. Radiation

    Radiation Golden Boot Winner

    6 February 2006
    Widnes
    Newcastle United
    How do you think you will die?
    Probably of cancer or some other shitty thing like that thanks to all the crap that's the the stuff we eat, drink and breath.

    In what way would you like to die?
    Ideally after a bloody good shag and in my sleep afterwards but I'd prefer to go after my misses. I'd hate to leave her behind and upset so I guess I'd have to be shagging a couple of drunk younger ex models.

    What do you think will happen to you after you die?
    South Park say I will crap my pants.

    Would you like to come back to life after you die?
    In a new body or in my dead body? I think it'd be awesome to be the first zombie - but if I could come back in a new body I'd pick to be a woman. As long as I was half decent looking I'd have it easy. You can just phone up a magazine and tell them you want to get your baps out then they hand you a squillion pounds for it.

    Will Chris Wright die?
    If he pays up he won't have to.

    How many people do you think will be at your funeral?
    Erm... maybe 20?

    Will you be buried or cremated or something else?
    I'd go for cremated just because I don't want to be buried. If I died in a fire as well then I'd probably get some kind of discount so it's win win!

    Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
    Yup - you can donate to my Hostage paypal account. PM me for details.
     
    Last edited: 3 November 2008
  4. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    How do you think you will die?
    Cancer or Car wreck...

    In what way would you like to die?
    Plane crash or something big like another 9/11...

    What do you think will happen to you after you die?
    Jack Tomlin...

    Would you like to come back to life after you die?
    What.. Like a Zombie...

    Will Chris Wright die?
    For sure...

    How many people do you think will be at your funeral?
    Two... the guy who switches the oven on and the guy who locks up...

    Will you be buried or cremated or something else?
    Burnt in a bin liner...

    Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
    £1.84 is not going to save anyone...
     
  5. Radiation

    Radiation Golden Boot Winner

    6 February 2006
    Widnes
    Newcastle United
    I thought you were going to die 'by the hand of another' nick?
     
  6. Cammey

    Cammey Shirt Untucker

    12 October 2004
    Lancashire,England
    Everton FC and Burnley FC
    How do you think you will die?

    Around October next year if PES 2010 yet again fails to include untucked shirts.

    In what way would you like to die?

    Getting blown off Carla Connor off Corrie.

    What do you think will happen to you after you die?

    I will decompose in the ground.

    Would you like to come back to life after you die?

    Yes but I would need a brew 1st thing.

    Will Chris Wright die?

    His shell will but his spirit will live on inside a conker.

    How many people do you think will be at your funeral?

    20 (Give or take 19)

    Will you be buried or cremated or something else?

    Buried (Just in case)

    Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?


    No I don't think so no.
     
  7. PU6HY

    PU6HY Cymru Am Byth

    30 April 2002
    Cardiff
    Cardiff City
    Cos you want a good fucking more like! Sailor boy. :)

    Moving on...
     
  8. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    I doubt I'll be flying the plane or blowing myself up ;)

    I've been shot albeit from an air gun and a crossbow and stabbed more than once, so something bigger is needed to do me in...
     
  9. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    Wanked to death?
     
  10. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    How do you think you will die?
    Kicked to death by angry dwarfs.

    In what way would you like to die?
    Sucked off to death by angry dwarfs.

    What do you think will happen to you after you die?
    The world will end.

    Would you like to come back to life after you die?
    Only if i can come back as a pair of Joe's underpants.

    Will Chris Wright die?
    Soon i hope.

    How many people do you think will be at your funeral?
    Just Joe.

    Will you be buried or cremated or something else?
    Made into some kind of dildo.

    Is there a way we could save Chris Wright from dying? Like starting a fund or a worldwide petition for him not to die?
    No.
     
  11. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    I hope you get re-united with the end of your thumb... :CRY:
     
  12. Trance_Allstar

    Trance_Allstar I love lamp

    18 March 2006
    Sweden
    Divorce by machine equipment?
     

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