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What don't you like about Evo-Web?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ninjabreakz, 26 January 2006.

  1. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    * The constant bitching
    * The kids who cannot spell and don't understand sarcasm
    * The "clique" (look it up)
    * My views NOT ok. Other views are OK.
    * I don't like Serie A (oooh shock horror, shoot me now!)
    * The lack of intelligence between most members
    * The vast amount of foreigners who do not understand UK humour, sarcasm, points of views.
    * The words 'lol' appear more on these forums than any other
    * Dutch tossers who are allowed to personally attack other members and get away with it everytime.

    (waits for thread to be locked because some people don't like the truth)

    [rant over/]
     
  2. Dar

    Dar Fullonrapist Staff

    21 February 2003
    Dublin
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Feel better?
     
  3. EatonTJ

    EatonTJ Why Today Doesn't Suck. Staff

    11 April 2002
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    "What I hate about Evo-web:"

    Okay, that seriously doesn't make any sense. I'm sensing some misdirected anger here. Tell us about your childhood. Let's work through this.
     
  4. Dar

    Dar Fullonrapist Staff

    21 February 2003
    Dublin
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Ninjabreakz, your BNP candidate coming to a constituency near you! :thumbup:
     
  5. EatonTJ

    EatonTJ Why Today Doesn't Suck. Staff

    11 April 2002
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    What I hate about Ninjabreakz:

    I don't like Lindsay Lohan. There, it had to be said.
     
  6. rockykabir

    rockykabir hello

    30 March 2003
    London -> New York -> San Francisco
    Liverpool FC
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Ninja...are you for real? Seriously, this is all an act......right? :eh:




    I'm not joking...I'm actually quite bamboozled here(!)
     
  7. rockykabir

    rockykabir hello

    30 March 2003
    London -> New York -> San Francisco
    Liverpool FC
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    :lmao:

    EDIT:

    The guy actually inspired me with his Photoshop skills....here's my master piece just for you ninja:

    I call it; "The Siamese Hopefuls"

    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: 26 January 2006
  8. babs

    babs Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Other than the beautiful irony...

    I'm fond of
    She's a bitch alright.

    I can't stand the Nelson "Pique"
     
  9. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Ha! I love you dudes really.
     
  10. RuneEdge

    RuneEdge Silent Assassin

    1 October 2003
    Turn around, I'm right behind you...
    Manchester United
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Who are the "Clique"?
     
  11. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Christ, the list is too long to type. I have been a member on here since 2004 and it's the same old faces. :lmao:

    Some of them have probably never even kissed a girl. Too busy editing the PES series.
     
  12. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    I agree with ninjabreakz. Me and ninjabreakz will form a new 'Clique'. We will call ourselves the 'Clack' and we will reign terror all over the evo-web community with our superior wit and vile tongue.
     
  13. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    :applause: Yay! Me and Hutch - THE CLACK! Watch this space.
     
  14. rockykabir

    rockykabir hello

    30 March 2003
    London -> New York -> San Francisco
    Liverpool FC
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    could i be in the clique....please?!

    i don't have any friends....seriously. Its just me and munkey
     
  15. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    I'd also like to add Stan to the list of things I hate about evo-web. Every bloody post he's moaning about mainstream things and how much he devotes his life to being alternative.
    I'd also like to add Dom Domenico to the list of things I hate about evo-web. Every bloody post he's moaning about Cristiano Ronaldo.
    "Oh Ronaldo, oh he's so shit LOL!"
    "LOL! Nice diving Cristiano!"
    "Anyone who thinks Cristiano Ronaldo is better at football than **insert random Italian who nobody's heard off** is an absolute idiot. :roll:"
     
  16. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Don Domenico is one of the guys who cried about my 'Serie A is a bit crap' thread. I mean, come on, GET OVER IT!
     
  17. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Another thing I hate is how they've got rid of the Archive forum or any trace of anything from the past on here.
    No longer can I sit here with my pants round my ankles, knocking one off whilst eating a packet of fruit pastilles, while reading one of my glorious posts from 2003 moaning about how gay Cal-Neva is.
     
  18. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Cal-Neva was a muppet!
     
  19. EatonTJ

    EatonTJ Why Today Doesn't Suck. Staff

    11 April 2002
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web


    HUTCH! Draw us a cartoon!
     
  20. gerd

    gerd Retired Footballer

    8 January 2002
    Over the moon
    KRC Genk, Spurs
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    I've been thinking about this Hutch. To be honest, i haven't slept this night. I'm really sad about this. You know i have this thing about wanting to be loved by everyone. And then one day you read on an internet forum that a very respected member of a community hates you. I've been thinking that maybe this is a joke, after all you are a very funny guy Hutch...everybody has missed you...I've been secretly to the Fish forum hoping that you would post in there and yes to my great satisfaction i could read your postings over there...because the truth is Hutch...i'm a big fan of you...you are so alternative, that i have to idolize you...and now i read that you hate me...hate is such a negative feeling Hutch...imagine how i must feel now...now i finally understand what Mark Chapman must have felt towards John Lennon (the most alternative main stream artist ever Hutch, you will agree with me, or does your hate stands in the way....that's a pity Hutch).
    The thing is Hutch, i'm absolutely devastated by your post...i've been beating my wife this night and afterwards i went to a pub to drink myself consciousness but the problem is that they only have Stella Hutch and that's so bloody main stream.
    Afterwards i went home, played a Master League with Heracles Almelo and bought all the players of the Chinese national team, lost all my matches and decided that my wife needed a new thrashing...Afterwards i listened to a couple of alternative albums by main stream bands...but i just kept thinking about you Hutch.
    What have i done wrong???? I've been faithfully reading your countless posts on the Fish project about all the great things you have done on this forum...how you fought your heroic guerilla war against the powers that be on Evo-web and all the other ones (to be honest that's the only thing you talk about, but nevertheless, it's great Hutch)...and now your back to fight a new heroic battle against the big bad CW and to my extreme horror i see that you hate me...my life no longer has any sense Hutch...i'm smack in the middle of a midlife crisis and can't pay my mortgage, i've troubles at work (i have an illicit affair with a homosexual wrestler who's in love with me Hutch, imagine...) and now i'm hated by this extremely funny and intelligent person from the place to be (where are you from Hutch, i would like to know you better Hutch)...
    Well, i'm off Hutch, i think i'm going to harass my beautiful secretary, she hates me too Hutch...you should meet her...she's really cute...i think you are a very cute person too Hutch...i would like to meet you once in a while...so you can tell me about all the heroic things you did at Evo-web...you are my internet Che Guevara...a real rascal Hutch....
    So lets call it a truce...i simply cannot outwit you...you are God and mere humans should not mingle with beautiful young gods...a Hutch, your hate is killing me...what am i gonna do with my life...i wish you all the best in your virtual adventures in lo-fi Hutch...don't let your boss harass you IRL Hutch...just keep your head up because this evening you'll be on the internet where you are one big tough guy...a big personality...I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

    Ninja: why don't you just cuddle with your new girl friend...she's lovely...i really like her...if i would not be a balding middle aged man with erection problems, i would ask her adress...
    I hope she's nice because she sure is beautiful.
     
    Last edited: 27 January 2006
  21. Dominic

    Dominic Serie A Staff

    19 August 2003
    Netherlands
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    That's me alright :D. Except that I never or rarely use 'LOL'.

    Hahaha. This is ,to quote Babs, some "beautiful irony". Should I remind you who is still bitter and keeps on making threads, related to the "serie A is a bit crap' thread?
     
  22. STR

    STR .

    15 April 2003
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Oh noes, e-drama.
     
  23. joostebrood

    joostebrood Premiership

    4 March 2002
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    I thought it was appropriate (how do I spell that word?) to post this lyric. I'm not sure which Dutch guy you mean, but he seems like a real cunt.

    Told you once about your friends and neighbors
    They were always seeking but they'll never find it
    It's alright, It's alright
    Where to go and where to see
    It's always been that way and it can never be
    It's alright, It's alright
    Give it all and ask for no return
    And very soon you'll see and you'll begin to learn
    That's it's alright, It's alright

    Don't you know that it's so good for you
    You can be making love and see it all go through
    But it's alright, It's alright

    Told you once about your friends and neighbors
    They were always seeking but they'll never find it
    It's alright, It's alright
     
  24. JayM

    JayM International

    17 April 2004
    North Yorkshire
    Celtic
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    I need to get into one of these "cliques"...
     
  25. ninjabreakz

    ninjabreakz Guest

    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Serie 'A' is a bit crap though! :lmao:
     
  26. fd1972uk

    fd1972uk ---------------------

    9 January 2002
    Glasgow
    Celtic
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    Should that be Clap or Clack?


    FD
     
  27. Dominic

    Dominic Serie A Staff

    19 August 2003
    Netherlands
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    FACT.
     
  28. Coopz

    Coopz Retired Footballer

    27 April 2002
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    i didnt know there was any cliques on Evo-web :)

    and i second what Eaton says, draw us a cartoon Hutch
     
  29. Milanista

    Milanista Mangiamoli! Staff

    19 December 2002
    London & Milan
    AC Milan
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    The Clack is crap really. FACT.
     
  30. EatonTJ

    EatonTJ Why Today Doesn't Suck. Staff

    11 April 2002
    Re: What I hate about Evo-web

    C'mon Hutch, don't let your fans down. If you can't stay true to your original fan base, well, you may just be a sell out.

    CARTOON!
     

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