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What do you use to 'clean-up' after a wank?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by El Diego, 2 February 2007.

What do you use?

  1. A tissue

    11 vote(s)
    61.1%
  2. A towel

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  3. An old/dirty t-shirt

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. The bedsheets

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Mum's bra

    5 vote(s)
    27.8%
  1. El Diego

    El Diego Guest

    Well?
     
  2. miguel.

    miguel. International

    29 March 2004
    Portugal
    SL Benfica
    :eek:

    :lol:
     
  3. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    you forgot the "love sock"
     
  4. Stan

    Stan Allez les Lionceaux !!!

    12 September 2002
    Jesus what a freak you are...you clean it up...i just let it dry...
     
  5. kevano22

    kevano22 TDWFYU

    2 August 2003
    You forgot to add your mum
     
  6. Dermot

    Dermot Banned

    13 August 2002
    New York
    Arsenal
    I usually use whatever I can find around my bed. I'll have a good wank and then lie there with my cock in my hand for a while, a wad of it will spill off onto the bedsheets and then the other half is rubbed into whatever is around at arms length, usually a sock or an old towel.
     
  7. nt89

    nt89 OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER

    14 February 2005
    L'Aquila (Italy)
    FC Juventus
    :-\" :vik: yeh El Diego, you did

    btw usually my gf makes that...
     
    Last edited: 2 February 2007
  8. :: JJ ::

    :: JJ :: Guest

    Go and find a lass and use your porridge gun properly, you wankers :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  9. 200_pesos

    200_pesos Guille, no te olvidare!!!

    1 July 2005
    New York, NY
    Boca Juniors, Legia
    hhaaha this is hilarious....who uses anything but tissue though, honestly.
     
  10. rangerman

    rangerman Conference

    7 April 2003
    Rangers
    And whats wrong with swallowing it all so you dont have spillage ?
     
  11. Dermot

    Dermot Banned

    13 August 2002
    New York
    Arsenal
    Wanking isn't bad or a sin my friend, Jesus once wanked on a rock before a crowd in Galilee. It's in the Bible.
     
  12. Slobber

    Slobber boycotting PES

    3 August 2003
    Merseyside, England
    Liverpool FC
    I wanked last night for the first time in a week. I was jacking it off to some anal sex porn, and because I hadn't wanked in a week, a big shot of sperm went right up my chest. A lot of it dribbled in to my belly button, and some of it dribbled down the right side of my penis, and on to my pants.

    I then got up with my penis outside of my pants because of all of the sperm, and then pulled my shirt down to cover my penis up. Then I went to the toilet, and got some toilet paper, and wiped as much of the sperm away as possible.

    I then pulled my pants up, and went to sit back in front of my PC, but there was a semen smell because there was a semen stain on my pants, and my penis was still leaking sperm, and I was pushing it out.

    I still have those same pants on now while I type this out.
     
  13. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Well that was suprisingly erotic. :|
     
  14. PetrovLFC

    PetrovLFC Raul!

    13 March 2005
    NW London
    Liverpool
    enlightening, thank you El Diego. You've actually added some quality to your posts for the first time in a considerable period of time.
     
  15. El Diego

    El Diego Guest

    No problem my friend :)
     
  16. bebo

    bebo Looking for a Manager

    25 July 2005
    Arsenal Thread
    The Arsenal FC
    I don`t wipe I put it in some birds mouth [​IMG] I hope you blokes respect me in the morning
     
    Last edited: 5 February 2007
  17. :: JJ ::

    :: JJ :: Guest

    I've never read the Bible, so I wouldn't know!
     
  18. El Diego

    El Diego Guest

    :lol: I like Beboq!
     
  19. gomito#10

    gomito#10 World Cup Winner

    9 May 2003
    DC, USA
    el diegos girlfriend
     
  20. Blue4life

    Blue4life Banned

    23 December 2006
    Ireland
    The Mighty Everton f.c.
    curtains \\:o/
     
  21. El Diego

    El Diego Guest

    Get it right, she is my fiance! She doesn't like fat American geek boys either. Unlucky dude.
     
  22. kevano22

    kevano22 TDWFYU

    2 August 2003
    Just because she doesnt like them doesnt mean she didnt do it.
     

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