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Weird Phobias

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by DIRTY SOUTH, 9 March 2009.

  1. DIRTY SOUTH

    DIRTY SOUTH Conference

    3 March 2009
    DURRTY SOUTH
    CABJ (BOCA)
    So what weird phobias do we all have or really weird thoughts that seem to make everyday life a pain

    Mine's germs and bacteria - i'm constanly washing my hands and hate touching things that are in general use - like door handles, phones, keyboards, mouses.
    Just things that arnt sterile in general really

    Apparently im 'too clean' - but there cant be such a thing surely

    I just hate dirt of any kind - im constantly cleaning. I change the bed every couple of days. Wont wear an item of clothing twice without washing it unless i've been wearing it for less then an hour or so (or if its like an outer top or something)

    Have to have short and clean nails, wash my hair everyday, cleanse and moisturerise everyday.

    Use Dis-infectant wipes throughout the day

    IDK, i think maybe i weird with this stuff...

    What about anyone else?
     
  2. Coopz

    Coopz Retired Footballer

    27 April 2002
    You definitely are Plan M aint ya :LOL:
     
  3. Aboutreika18

    Aboutreika18 Too Black, Too Strong

    5 September 2006
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  4. DIRTY SOUTH

    DIRTY SOUTH Conference

    3 March 2009
    DURRTY SOUTH
    CABJ (BOCA)
    lol what??
     
  5. Jumbo_

    Jumbo_ -

    17 August 2006
    Manchester
    Manchester United
    I've got a phobia of getting bum raped by 18 large men in a small room with Simply Red playing in the background.
     
  6. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    Bum is too tight to mention?
     
  7. Soul

    Soul Banned

    22 July 2008
    East Sussex
    I've got a phobia off lots of people around me at once, looking at me and securitising me.
     
  8. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    Yep...:LOL:
     
  9. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    I have one or two, I have to tie a knot in any wrapper or packet I throw away or find...
    I also can't cut sandwiches in a straight line...
     
  10. DIRTY SOUTH

    DIRTY SOUTH Conference

    3 March 2009
    DURRTY SOUTH
    CABJ (BOCA)
    is that just because you're a little blind and have trouble seeing and therefore cutting in a stright line ;p
     
  11. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    :D My other half gives me stick on that one too...
     
  12. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    What about one large man?
     
  13. Jumbo_

    Jumbo_ -

    17 August 2006
    Manchester
    Manchester United
    Nah that doesn't bother me so much.
     
  14. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    I'll be round within the hour.
     
  15. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    Large Jay............Large
     
  16. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    He didn't mention my penis? i was thinking gut.
     
  17. Jumbo_

    Jumbo_ -

    17 August 2006
    Manchester
    Manchester United
    Your perfect really Jay. I'd prefer to be raped by a large man with a small penis than any other kind of man with a large penis.
     
  18. Tim7

    Tim7 Retired Footballer

    6 May 2003
    Gravesend
    Charlton Athletic FC
    I have mottephobia.
     
  19. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC
    yeah I'm not keen, Wasps are my mortal enemies too...
     
  20. Jamesy

    Jamesy No. 7

    21 February 2005
    Dartford
    Manchester United FC
    There was a huge bee at the Valley on Saturday, he must have had his own ticket.
    It was quite funny. There were quite a few blokes who were giving the team abuse, saw the bee and shut up, and carried on after it had passed!
     
  21. Joe

    Joe International

    9 August 2004
    Me too!!

    The small ones are the worst! Then theres the big hairy fuckers
     
  22. DIRTY SOUTH

    DIRTY SOUTH Conference

    3 March 2009
    DURRTY SOUTH
    CABJ (BOCA)

    LMAO
     
  23. Coopz

    Coopz Retired Footballer

    27 April 2002
    its called Pansyphobia
     
  24. BobbyBox

    BobbyBox WING NUT!

    10 October 2003
    Arsenal
    No that's when we have a phobia of you ;))
     
  25. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/japanese/hornet.html

    You should try these. I've seen a few in the mountains near my house. One sting can knock you out. You need to get to hospital within a few hours. Piss off a few of them and you're dead.
     
  26. Milanista

    Milanista Mangiamoli! Staff

    19 December 2002
    London & Milan
    AC Milan
    Basically, almost all insects. Not a fan of spiders or cockroaches.... usually scared of wasps, bees and hornets too.
     
  27. bulwa-boy

    bulwa-boy Hala Madrid

    20 February 2006
    Poland
    Real Madrid
    my phobia... children climbing on nets #$$^#%#&#$%@@#*

    OK for real my BIG phobia is flying stinging bugs - bees and wasps. god I hate those :/
     
  28. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    Liverpool FC.
     
  29. Tim7

    Tim7 Retired Footballer

    6 May 2003
    Gravesend
    Charlton Athletic FC
    :LMAO:
     
  30. Nick Cave

    Nick Cave Wrexham fan for my sins...

    10 July 2004
    Non football league waste land...
    Wrexham AFC

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