The Random Crap Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Chris Davies, 3 March 2005.

  1. ClassicD

    ClassicD Galáctico

    11 November 2001
    Glasgow
    Celtic
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Busch Gardens is great Frazer, went last year tho it was much busier than the last time I went (you could literally get off the coasters and go straight back on, no queue).

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  2. foxtrot

    foxtrot Shoe bomber

    24 December 2002
    Glasgow, Scotland
    Rangers FC
    The least expected picture, when you least expect it.™ - Volume Three Picture Two

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  3. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Is there are a fucking issue of OK/Hello! (whichever mind-numbing drivel) magazine which doesn't feature Peter Andre and Jordan giving us some worthless bit of information of their lives?
    Every fucking week you see the adverts...
    "This week in OK magazine, Abi Titmuss reveals all about her lesbian plastic duck romp while Peter Andre and Jordan give us their top 10 tips on how to get shit off a carpet!"

    Jordan: Don't......miss this.....week's....tips.....

    Peter:..........only in.....OK!.........magazine....

    SHITE!
     
  4. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Oh Jesus Christ, Britain is full of morons.
    I'm sat here watching Des & Mel and some caller gambles for 20,000 quid. Mel asks the question...
    "What sea animal is traditionally deep fat fried in chip shops?"
    She had 10 seconds to answer it...
    Caller:Erm......erm....

    Des & Mel: Oh God......
    **About 5 seconds later**

    Caller: FISH!?!?

    I was surprised she got it right really, I expected her to say "Dog?" or something.

    Then, Mel's like "OMG ROFL!!! U AV JUST WON 20 GRAND LOL! WOT U GONNA SPEND IT ON?"

    Caller: Well, I've just moved into a new house.....so I think I'm going to buy a new carpet..
    :(
    Oh, and they had a shot of the audience when the woman won the 20 grand and it was a load of clones of my Nan looking like they'd walked into the wrong building for Bingo.
    "Have we had 66 yet? I only need 2 more for an house!"
     
  5. pbchillin

    pbchillin Awooooooga!

    9 April 2003
    Cambodia
    Chelsea
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

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    How bad ass is that!?
     
  6. pbchillin

    pbchillin Awooooooga!

    9 April 2003
    Cambodia
    Chelsea
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    anyone else think CWright should change his sig from 'Forums longest serving member' to 'Forums longest Forehead'. Also, when is juventus11 going to be made a moderator?
     
  7. CW

    CW C Dub Founding Member

    6 October 2001
    Liverpool
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    1. No

    2. Never
     
  8. FlawlessCowboy

    FlawlessCowboy Stunted

    5 July 2004
    Coventry, UK
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    [​IMG]l
     
  9. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Just failed my driving test. :(
    I got 5 serious errors and 13 minors. I was shaky as fuck when I started off, mounted the kerb coming out of the test centre. :mrgreen:
    5 serious errors were,
    -not observing when doing the reverse park in the road (completely fucked the manoevre up anyway, hit the kerb)
    -not checking behind me properly when pulling out from 3 out of the 5 times he stopped me at the side of the road
    -not indicating to show people I was stopping at the side of the road,
    -doing 30mph in a 60 zone for no apparent reason. :applause:
    -and APPARENTLY I was driving on the wrong side of the road going round a corner, but I don't remember that.
    Oh well...
     
  10. CW

    CW C Dub Founding Member

    6 October 2001
    Liverpool
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Thats the bastard that screwed me up during my first 2 goes. Better luck next time hutch.

    Take some drugs to calm you down before your next go
     
  11. foxtrot

    foxtrot Shoe bomber

    24 December 2002
    Glasgow, Scotland
    Rangers FC
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    :shock:

    I got 1 serious and 3 minors last week. Unlucky.

    And if you're shaky as fuck then Chris is probably right. You should tan a bottle of 'Kalms' before your resit.
     
  12. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    I'll be alright next time I think. I'll know what it's about and I know what I'm most likely to fail on. Still hate that fucking reverse park in the road though.
     
  13. danwin

    danwin Oak Hard

    1 December 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Shit, that's a lot of serious errors, get on that bong before your next test.
     
  14. CW

    CW C Dub Founding Member

    6 October 2001
    Liverpool
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Thats exactly what I meant mate though I couldnt remember the name of em. They helped me thru on my 3rd try
     
  15. joostebrood

    joostebrood Premiership

    4 March 2002
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Try some Viagra John
     
  16. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    [​IMG]

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  17. Tim7

    Tim7 Retired Footballer

    6 May 2003
    Gravesend
    Charlton Athletic FC
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    They're all c*nts mate - driving test examiners, that is ;).

    I was lucky and got "Sue", who is a legend down here for passing people :mryellow:. Passed on my first test with just 2 minors :).

    Good luck next time mate!
     
  18. Zygalski

    Zygalski Ninja Samurai

    2 February 2003
    London, UK
    England
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    I passed first time too. It was raining like mental that day.
     
  19. rockykabir

    rockykabir hello

    30 March 2003
    London -> New York -> San Francisco
    Liverpool FC
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Woke up just a couple of mins ago to find this randomly parked in front of my yard :shock:

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  20. Tim7

    Tim7 Retired Footballer

    6 May 2003
    Gravesend
    Charlton Athletic FC
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    :lmao:
     
  21. Milanista

    Milanista Mangiamoli! Staff

    19 December 2002
    London & Milan
    AC Milan
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

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    Damn Portuguese divers!
     
  22. Zygalski

    Zygalski Ninja Samurai

    2 February 2003
    London, UK
    England
  23. Metallica

    Metallica Whoosh... Bullshit!

    20 August 2003
    Pissed up in Sam Platt's
  24. juventus11

    juventus11 Guest

    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    what the hell is it. you just move letters.lol
     
  25. Metallica

    Metallica Whoosh... Bullshit!

    20 August 2003
    Pissed up in Sam Platt's
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Theres loads of other users aswell, pointless really
     
  26. ClassicD

    ClassicD Galáctico

    11 November 2001
    Glasgow
    Celtic
  27. Tim7

    Tim7 Retired Footballer

    6 May 2003
    Gravesend
    Charlton Athletic FC
  28. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Now you can tell by the way I use my walk i'm a walkers man...AND THAT'S OK! But you can't try to understand what the man has said, he don't turn around but then turn around..it's ok, you can look the other way...but you can't try to understand...it's New York City that's been banned. Everbody's shaking and everybody's making get stay in the life, stay in the life. The music that we're making is everybody's shaking get us stay in the life, stay in the life...
    AH AH AH AH STAY IN THE LIFE STAY IN THE LIFE! AH AH AH AH STAY IN THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEE (OH STAY IN THE LIIIIIFE!)

    I don't know the words to this song like.
     
  29. juventus11

    juventus11 Guest

    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    [22:56] <XMG-Mabry> find the file and click 'delete'
    [22:56] <danwin> ok
    [22:57] <danwin> thanks
    [22:57] <danwin> where is Casey
    [22:57] <XMG-Terry> not here it would seem
    [22:57] <danwin> did he leave the forum?
    [22:57] <XMG-Terry> she, and I'm not her keeper
    [22:58] <danwin> oh
    [22:58] <XMG-Mabry> her internet card isnt working
    [22:58] <danwin> who here joined my forum a while back?
     
  30. Metallica

    Metallica Whoosh... Bullshit!

    20 August 2003
    Pissed up in Sam Platt's
    Re: Random Crap III - As Authorised By The Man

    Its not its shite! ;)

    hutch quality song
     

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