The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

[jaygrim]

I forgot my banning hammer(tm) so my fist is gonna have to do.

 

[marukomu]

Oi, cunt!

 

[Gareth G]

:| how many goes are you aloud? i thought it was 1:|

 

[marukomu]

3

 

[MonkeyJug]

Man on left grabbing man on right

 

[MonkeyJug]

Two footballers having a disagreement during a match in the '70s[/QUOTE]

 

[Jamesy]

Oi, (Mick) Hucknall, money must be too tight to mention if you can't buy a pair of proper length shorts...

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

LOL @ the above one

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 3 RESULTS

1st Place: Joystick
Flashback 1965: Dyslexic kit manager feels the wrath of Derby no. 9

2nd Place: -Joe-
HI IM BARRY SCOTT!!!!, I CAN REMOVE THAT STAIN FOR YOU!!!!

3rd Place: marukomu
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the glasgow heat of Strictly Come Dancing!

 

[Chris Davies]

ROUND 4 (3rd August 07 - 10th August 07)
Please remember to read the rules on the first page of the thread

 

[Joe]

picture doesnt work for me.

and 2nd place, woo yer

 

[Chris Davies]

Apologies, should work now.

 

[jaygrim]

Mmmmmmmmmm beans again.

 

[jaygrim]

I'll wash you dry.

 

[Joystick]

"Dude, I think that guy is the beret is jacking off..."

"Isn't that the chef?"

 

[Chris Davies]

"I know you left the handbrake off and we're about to get run over, but when you smile at me like that, I don't care."

 

[marukomu]

1968 Saigon: Useless piece of shit diskman! Cd's haven't even been invented yet.

 

[marukomu]

man A: Just been listening to Stronger by Kanye.
Man B: More like by Daft Punk. I don't like the way he jacked the beat way too early. He raps all over the vocoding. It's annoying.
Man A: You ever heard of the word sampling?
man B: All Daft Punk did was say the words "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" over Cola Bottle Baby.

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

"first one to blink does the dishes,.......and start"

 

[marukomu]

What are you writing about Suggs?

Just about the fun we had, although at the moment it seems so bad. And the uniform... baggy trousers, dirty shirt...

 

[winston]

Guy on left: Bet you can't guess what I've been eating?

Guy on right: umm, it's dog's dirt again. You've got some on your face.

 

[MonkeyJug]

"You look like that guy from 'Saved By The Bell'"

"Oh Yeah!? Well you look like the love-child of that guy Mears who does the Extreme Survival!"

 

[jaygrim]

Holio (left) and JB (right) chat over soup about how funny the caption comp used to be.

 

[Jamesy]

Touch my food...feel my fork!
(It's from one of the adverts on TV at the moment)

 

[Chris Davies]

Guy on left: Did you see all those posts go missing?
Guy on right: What the hell is that all about............

 

[Jamesy]

Dude, where's my car?

 

[jaygrim]

What did winston do?

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

Guy on right: I keep staring at you trying to think of something funny, but nothing is happening

Guy on Left: I know, who the hell choose this pic for a caption competition.

Guy on right: What a fool!

Guy on left: Yeah, what do we do?

Guy on right: We pity the fool, thats what we do!

 

[Ad16]

"Are you going to eat that sausage?"

 

[TikTikTikTikTik]

And number 3

guy on right: "If i stare at you long enough im sure i can make time go forward a la heroes"

Guy on left: "Why do you want to do that"

Guy on right: "I want forward us to the 10th of august so this can be over and we can continue our scene"