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The ALL-NEW Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Chris Davies, 13 July 2007.

  1. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Okay, we all know the name of the game, I post a picture and you have to provide as hilarious a caption as you can muster. If you want to suggest a picture, please feel free to send me a private message and it will be considered for the next round.

    RULES

    • Each round will last for 1 week, during which time you can enter upto THREE captions. Any other captions past your first three cannot win points.
    • Each season will last for 16 weeks, after which time a champion will be announced and the scores reset.
    • If scores for first place are tied at the end of a season, there will be a playoff over 5 days to decide a winner.
    • First place awards 6 points, second place awards 4 points, third place awards 2 points.
    • Editing entered captions is allowed only for slight alterations - editing a post with an entirely new joke is NOT ALLOWED and will result in the entry being disqualified. So try saving your last entry for a few days if you think you might better it!
    • Each caption must be entered into its own seperate post. This is to make caption-editing easier to spot.

    SEASON SIX LEAGUE TABLE

    1 Dermot 8pts
    2 jaygrim 6pts
    3 fd1972uk 4pts
    = Radiation 4pts
    5 Jamesy 2pts


    HALL OF FAME
    Season 1 (single-point rules): 1st marukomu (30pts), 2nd jaygrim (22pts), 3rd BobbyBox (20pts)
    Season 2 (single-point rules): 1st jaygrim (34pts), 2nd Dermot (30pts), 3rd freddyboy (28pts)
    Season 3: 1st Jumbo_ (PLAYOFF WINNER - 48pts), 2nd Dermot (PLAYOFF RUNNER-UP - 48pts), 3rd BobbyBox (40pts)
    Season 4: 1st Dermot (68pts), 2nd Jumbo_ (64pts), 3rd Jamesy (52pts)
    Season 5: 1st Dermot (72pts), 2nd Jumbo_ (68pts), 3rd Radiation (60pts)


    WORLD RECORDS (updated sporadically)
    Highest points total in one season: Dermot (72pts)
    Highest points total over a career: Dermot (222pts)


    Previous seasons...

    SEASON ONE LEAGUE TABLE single-point rules / twelve-week season

    1 marukomu 30pts
    2 jaygrim 22pts
    3 BobbyBox 20pts
    4 freddyboy 12pts
    = Joystick 12pts
    6 Jamesy 8pts
    = Ret KiT 8pts
    8 Jumbo_ 6pts
    = winston 6pts
    10 Dermot 4pts
    = Joe 4pts
    = urbanspy 4pts
    13 Adonis 2pts
    = footyfan 2pts
    = miguel. 2pts
    = tiktiktiktiktik 2pts


    SEASON TWO LEAGUE TABLE single-point rules / twelve-week season

    1 jaygrim 34pts
    2 Dermot 30pts
    3 freddyboy 28pts
    4 BobbyBox 18pts
    5 Jamesy 12pts
    6 Jumbo_ 12pts
    7 marukomu 6pts
    8 Ret KiT 4pts


    SEASON THREE LEAGUE TABLE twelve-week season

    1 Jumbo_ 48pts WINS PLAYOFF
    2 Dermot 48pts
    3 BobbyBox 40pts
    4 jaygrim 32pts
    5 tiktiktiktiktik 22pts
    6 Aliboy 18pts
    7 CW 16pts
    = pbchillin 16pts
    9 freddyboy 14pts
    10 Ret KiT 10pts
    11 Joe 6pts
    12 bradley1886 4pts
    13 Jamesy 4pts

    SEASON FOUR LEAGUE TABLE

    1 Dermot 68pts
    2 Jumbo_ 64pts
    3 Jamesy 52pts
    4 BobbyBox 34pts
    5 Radiation 30pts
    6 winston 20pts
    7 fd1972uk 18pts
    8 Spunk_of_MJ 10pts
    9 Chris Bauer 8pts
    = mjsmith2k 8pts
    = pbchillin 8pts
    12 Holio 6pts
    = jaygrim 6pts
    = Joe 6pts
    = Nick Cave 6pts
    16 Coopz 4pts
    = Hawke 4pts
    = tiktiktiktiktik 4pts
    19 bigstuie 2pts
    = Ret KiT 2pts

    SEASON FIVE LEAGUE TABLE

    1 Dermot 72pts
    2 Jumbo_ 68pts
    3 Radiation 60pts
    4 jaygrim 58pts
    5 Jamesy 48pts
    6 Coopz 12pts
    = fd1972uk 12pts
    = Nick Cave 12pts
    9 marukomu 10pts
    10 BobbyBox 8pts
    11 Chris Bauer 6pts
    = Dar 6pts
    = Mart 6pts
    14 Tim7 4pts
    15 CW 2pts
     
    Last edited: 10 January 2009
  2. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    ROUND 1 (13th July 07 - 20th July 07)

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    Last edited: 13 July 2007
  3. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    I'll be Beck.
     
  4. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    (example entry in the hope of keeping a regular posting format)

    [​IMG]

    Yeah, that kitboy should definitely be fired.
     
  5. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    [​IMG]

    Fashion news flash - Shoulder pads are back in.
     
  6. proxi

    proxi Champions League

    9 February 2003
    Sheffield
    Tottenham Hotspur
    The confusion over what exactly to do with a ball in the States rumbles on, with an enthusiastic David Beckham announcing he's going to "latch onto the Loos one as much as possible"
     
  7. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    proxi read the fourth post mate.
     
  8. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Don't worry about it, it's just a guideline.
     
  9. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    [​IMG]


    A golden helmet to go with the balls.
     
    Last edited: 14 July 2007
  10. proxi

    proxi Champions League

    9 February 2003
    Sheffield
    Tottenham Hotspur
    Am i missing something here? Is it the bold text? Is it the... length of my input? Is it the polka dot boxer shorts I'm wearing? :)

    Ace to see the CC back by the way.
     
  11. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    [​IMG]

    Beckham - "So this is what gay rugby players wear?"
     
  12. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    "Beckham's introduction to the states doesnt make the expected crowd impact"
     
  13. the_thing

    the_thing ps3!

    4 August 2004
    Toronto
    Juve, MU
    [​IMG]

    "What? You don't play dress up?!
     
  14. Kaiser

    Kaiser PES Enthusiast

    3 July 2003
    Borusse
    ][​IMG]

    My Balls bigger than your Ball!!
     
  15. rockykabir

    rockykabir hello

    30 March 2003
    London -> New York -> San Francisco
    Liverpool FC
    [​IMG]

    Now, who said American Football is only played by pussies?!
     
    Last edited: 14 July 2007
  16. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    [​IMG]

    Bent like Beckham
     
  17. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    [​IMG]

    So, David. Is it true about your wife's arse being a wide reciever?
     
  18. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    That would have been a definite winner for me, if you hadn't just disqualified yourself by making over three entries. :(

    Read the rules, foo!
     
  19. CW

    CW C Dub Founding Member

    6 October 2001
    Liverpool
    [​IMG]

    So, David. Is it true about your wife's arse being a wide reciever?


    ;)
     
  20. Adonis

    Adonis Guest

    Bad boys Bad boys, What you gonna dooooo, what you gonna do when we come for youuuuu! Bad boys bad boys...
     
  21. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    I think we have a winner! :thumbup:
     
  22. marukomu

    marukomu Ecchi otoko

    26 November 2005
    Okayama, Japan
    Man Utd, Stockport County
    I only did three with the pictures the way you wanted them so I thought my first would be disqualified.
     
  23. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Seeing as it's the first week, I suppose I could let you off. No points deductions or anything. There's a £5.5m fine coming your way though.

    [/FA impression]
     
  24. Coopz

    Coopz Retired Footballer

    27 April 2002
    [​IMG]

    "I never knew Football was this different in the States"
     
  25. Rocky

    Rocky League 1

    11 May 2005
    [​IMG]

    "David Beckham (left) poses with New Orleans Saints star Reggie Bush during a photo shoot by Adidas for it's new Futbol meets Football campaign."
     
  26. djdoc

    djdoc Guest

    Beckham "They never told me id have to wear this when I joined! Victoria wont like this one bit!"
     
  27. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    [​IMG]

    Beckham:"Can i keep the padding and helmet? It will make f#$%ing my skeletal wive bareble again"


    Actually thats rubbish, i vote for the wide receiver one :D
     
  28. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Your hilarious spelling might put you in with a chance, you never know. :freak:

    "skeletal wife bearable"
     
  29. winston

    winston Champions League

    7 August 2005
    [​IMG]

    Beckham: Fancy a cup of tea?

    Bush: No thank you, I've got to go home and do the ironing.
     
  30. TikTikTikTikTik

    TikTikTikTikTik *****

    7 August 2004
    Liverpool
    @ jack,

    thought something didnt look right :D
     

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