Rambo - The video game

Man, that´s a game that really deserves an own thread

 

Love Rambo films but this is gonna suck balls.

 

Hopefully they have the naked hose shower scene in it, maybe they can do it so you control the hose and have to spin Rambo around to see the money shot? That would be interesting and creative.

 

What the actual fuck.

 

It might come with a free hose that you wear round your waist and it works with Kinect. Then they might add a wee scene where we have to piss on naked Rambo to cool him down or relieve a jellyfish sting.

 

Genuinely looks fucking ridiculously bad.

Day 1 purchase for me.

 

http://m.computerandvideogames.com/445914/new-rambo-trailer-shows-stealth-action-and-more/ Looks even worse.

 

Yeah, but imagine this game was released back then when Rambo 2 was screened in cinemas. It would have been heralded as revolutionary.

I call it a blast from the past.

 

Yeah but it isn't is it.

 

I can't wait for this game... to be quick looked by Giantbomb

 

Not bad for budget rail-shooter.

 

I actually had Rambo on the Zx Spectrum. That was crap as well.

 

I'm pretty convinced it will be better than this.

 

Oh dear.

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2014/02/21/rambo-the-video-game-review

 

Saw this up on Steam the other day, thought it could be a bit of mindless fun (like the movies) but it's about £25 and just seems too bad to even offer any entertainment going by people's impressions.

Fully expected, but still unfortunate - a Rambo game done right could be insane fun.