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Madrids New Signing.....

Discussion in 'Football' started by roofio86, 15 November 2006.

  1. roofio86

    roofio86 League 1

    25 September 2003
    Nothing has changed, we are just signing players for their
    image and celebrity!

    You may all think that we have signed the talented youngster
    Marcelo from Fluminese but you would be wrong in thinking this.

    Calderon's plan is simply to try and transfer a current fan base
    to one of Madridistas'

    Let me elaborate, in today's day and age the demand for reality
    shows is still great although everyone I know personally hates them.
    Back on my point, reality shows like Big Brother, X-factor, Pop Idol
    are top of many viewing charts all around the world and the public
    often grow very attached to many of the contestants.

    This year in X-Factor, where you watch it or not, you probably will
    have heard or seen of Ashley MacKenzie. There was a ridiculous
    amount of press coverage in the UK over him getting voted off, so
    I'm guessing Calderon saw this and thought he would take advantage
    of it.

    I believe Mr. Calderon is in fact trying to turn these crazed Ashley fans
    into Madrid fans :blink:


    If you've read this far I'm sure your either in firm agreement or wondering
    if I've gone off the deep end or if I'm just having a laugh....

    Your question will soon be answered when I reveal how Calderon has
    managed to pull the wool over all our eyes and left us one left back down
    and one more star to add to the pile.

    Well it is my firm belief that we have not in fact signed Marcelo
    [​IMG]

    but in a cruel twisted signed Ashley from X-Factor
    [​IMG]


    Is this what the future holds for Madrid?
    [​IMG]


    :sofunny:
     
  2. x X t o c z.

    x X t o c z. League 2

    19 July 2005
    haha. noice.
     
  3. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    That was a bloody good joke there roofio86.
     
  4. Dermot

    Dermot Banned

    13 August 2002
    New York
    Arsenal
    One of the better jokes I have read so far in 2006.
     
  5. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    I love the way the comic genius that is roofio86 put his own make believe smiley, :sofunny:, at the end of his post, just so we could be certain that this was in fact a joke.
    To the untrained eye, his post could've been easily mistaken for an actual piece of news, as it's such a fantastic work of spoof which I feel can only be rivalled by Chris Morris.
     
  6. Dermot

    Dermot Banned

    13 August 2002
    New York
    Arsenal
    When you study it for a while it becomes rather groundbreaking really in the field of comedy.
     

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