If you're easily offended, Jimmy Carr's show is probably not for you. For everyone else, you should see him live! I seen him on Saturday night here in Glasgow and it was bloody hilarious. The warm-up act is a screen with words on it and tells a few jokes and gives a few warnings... "Don't watch this show if you're easily offended or ***." "If you're epileptic then this show isn't for you... ...there isn't any strobe lighting or anything, you'll just get the piss taken out you." Then Jimmy comes on stage for 90mins and makes you sides split. Joke included... "Swimming is good for you... especially if you're drowning." "Jim Davidson. A racist and a wife beater. He should marry a black woman... combine his interests." "I was doing a charity gig for 'Children with Learning Difficulties'... only I never refferred to them as 'Children with Learning Difficulties.' I refferred to them as 'Window Lickers'... on stage. The manager literally threw me backstage and held me up against the wall and said 'Window Lickers!? Where the hell did you get that from!?' And as he walked away, he set me up perfectly by saying, 'When will you learn!' So I said 'A damn sight before those fucking Window Lickers!'" "I done a gig for a charity called 'Laughing for Leukemia.' Only I had misread the name and on stage referred to it as 'Laughing at Leukemia' The skinheads down the front weren't impressed." JC: Does anyone here go to mass? Audience: Yeeeeeeeeees! JC: Anyone here go to where Protestants worship? ... Hell I presume. Aaaargh! It's the most sectarian town in the world! You guys must look at Belfast and think 'Yeah? And? You want trouble, I'll show you trouble' ------------------------- A great night out.