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I Need A Job

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by fmgod, 17 December 2006.

  1. fmgod

    fmgod Non-League

    25 December 2005
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    Hello forum users

    I'm a very good manager, I was at West Ham until they sacked because of that bald bloke they call the devil. I have good person skills, I played Reo-Coker many times even though he played very badly, I also wasted all my money at Tesco on Carlton Cole and Tyrone Mears. I use to manage Reading but now they hate me and most recently West Ham, I want a job so badly so I can pay for Roy Carroll's booze and polish for Eggert Magnusson's shiny head. I will accept any job including the Charlton job as their manager is about as clever as me. I wish Curbs the best as he is more clever than me and shops at ASDA so he can bring in some good players.

    All the best I hope to hear from you soon

    Pards
     
  2. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
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  3. RuneEdge

    RuneEdge Silent Assassin

    1 October 2003
    Turn around, I'm right behind you...
    Manchester United
    You know what Hutch, you're probably my favourite lurker of all time.
     
  4. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    You are probably my favourite black person of all time, apart from Denzel Washington.
     
  5. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    The 2 previous posts in this thread by me have been funnier than the actual comedic effort which started it. I am brilliant.
     
  6. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Nobody likes a comedian who laughs at their own jokes Hutchy...
     
  7. RuneEdge

    RuneEdge Silent Assassin

    1 October 2003
    Turn around, I'm right behind you...
    Manchester United
    Unless its Hutch. What a legend.
     
  8. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    No-one likes an arse licker RuneEdge....
     
  9. Gareth G

    Gareth G Guest

    I think he can pay for his own, after all he earns alot for sitting on the bench:D wata great job:d
     
  10. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Or should that be PRUNEEdge? Perhaps...
     
  11. Gareth G

    Gareth G Guest

    Brown nose:lmao: :lol: only joking RuneEdge
     
  12. RuneEdge

    RuneEdge Silent Assassin

    1 October 2003
    Turn around, I'm right behind you...
    Manchester United
    But I love ya.
     
  13. Gareth G

    Gareth G Guest

    Not in a gay way but:lol:
     
  14. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    Hutch is a legend though. He saved my (love)life, you know. His generosity three years and two months ago has kept me and the missus together ever since. And you will think that's a joke or something, but it actually isn't. Seriously. You'd think I'd always remember that, but I only remember when people put the words "Hutch" and "legend" in the same sentence.

    You laugh at your own jokes all you want, Hutch lad. Did you ever finish writing that sitcom?
     
  15. jaygrim

    jaygrim TheAllSeeingEye

    26 July 2005
    Everywhere.
    Man Utd
    Hi Hutch you still hanging round with those two fags you like to get pissed with?
     
  16. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    I hang around with Ian out of Shameless sometimes, true news.
    Jack, I haven't written a sitcom. I will get Ian out of Shameless to star in it when I do though.
     
  17. CW

    CW C Dub Founding Member

    6 October 2001
    Liverpool
    Fucking hell, I appear to have left the door for retards open...
     
  18. Coopz

    Coopz Retired Footballer

    27 April 2002
    Is he famous?
     
    Last edited: 17 December 2006
  19. hutch

    hutch Beaten by Chris Wright

    5 January 2003
    Not as famous as you'll be when I rip your fucking head off, Darren.
     
  20. Dermot

    Dermot Banned

    13 August 2002
    New York
    Arsenal
    Thomas Pajot
     

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