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Honestly, don't you love when the CPU cheats?

Discussion in 'Pro Evolution Soccer' started by sonoman, 20 December 2007.

  1. sonoman

    sonoman Premiership

    13 November 2003
    México
    Mexico / Türkiye
    I actually love when the CPU cheats, for reals.
    I always play on the hardest difficulty available on every WE/PES, and when the game cheats it makes the game even more interesting/challenging..
    And if you manage to tie or even win a match when you are losing 0-3 at halftime with ridiculous-superhuman goals by the CPU, it is actually rewarding!
    The best cheats that the game does are (the ones i love, actually):
    ** The mentioned ridiculous-superhuman goals
    ** CPU tackling you from behind and they rarely get a yellow card
    ** Your player's stamina/balance/pass speed/pass accuracy just disappears
    ** Your strikers miss chances with an open goal
    And my favorites ever:
    ** CPU goes into demon mode and scores NO MATTER WHAT
    ** The CPU keeper makes the most unbelievable saves!!

    I always hear people whining of CPU cheating but, come on..
    Honestly, don't you just love when you know it's happening?


    (sorry for my bad english) =P
     
  2. wenyong

    wenyong Non-League

    7 February 2007
    yea, its actually kind of exciting when cup cheats... just makes you angry, just like watching a real life match.
     
  3. JimJoeC

    JimJoeC Custom User Title

    26 June 2002
    Southampton, England
    Saints
    No, I hate it more than mushrooms and I fu**ing hate shrooms.
     
  4. just1moreperson

    just1moreperson League 1

    19 May 2007
    doesnt bother me either way. i hope this thread doesnt start off a computer cheating debate again. we all accept the computer does crazy things but at the end of the day its how we handle it that counts. so no moaning.
     
  5. DJ Doc45

    DJ Doc45 Banned

    Me and a mate of mine have been doing a master league on his 360 version..... We just laugh at the way the CPU seemingly goes mental (which it always has incidently) and will do whatever it takes to stop YOU from WINNING!! Its hilarious, ranging from your strikers having every amazing shot saved by superman Goalie.. OR your players turning into Solid Concrete Statues and the CPU players turn into Olympic Sprinters..... the result? a Simple Last Minute Equaliser/Winner for the CPU team!

    It talks the biggest load of bollocks going at the best of times!! And to think for years some of us have said it cheats and does the impossible and we have been told we are crap at the game!!!???!!!
     
  6. Chris Davies

    Chris Davies At least, I think I am Staff

    14 May 2003
    Tranmere Rovers
    100% agreed. Even on the mushrooms (they taste of nothingness, what's the point).
     
  7. Plan M

    Plan M Banned

    27 September 2007
    Manchester United
    Mushroom pate is amazing.
     
  8. Professor Nutmeg

    Professor Nutmeg ML Fanatic

    3 July 2002
    Master League
    Mushrooms are lovely! Porcini and Shiitake for example. Forget the boring supermarket staple button mushrooms. You just aren't fun guys ;)
     
  9. soccerluver

    soccerluver Non-League

    10 May 2005
    well don't give the ball to the cpu! pass your ball between the defenders until time goes up. you know if they attack when you are leading they will score. to score they need the ball.
     
  10. Demonaz

    Demonaz Non-League

    24 April 2006
    There's a lot of "funny" CPU cheats.

    *You're about to score because there's only one opponent and you've got 2 strikers. The last thing to do is a simple pass to your second forward and the goal would be in... but "unfortunately" the pass goes behind you, to the midfielder, 50 meters away...

    *The CPU comes near your goal area, you've got the control on 1 player and suddenly, without touching any button your player is tackling the opponent from behind. And penalty...
     
  11. Giovinco

    Giovinco Primavera

    10 November 2007
    Milkshake village.
    Juventus
    Does anyone else have that team which you NEVER beat, and that player which ALWAYS scores?

    Inter + Adriano here.
     
  12. Dominic

    Dominic Serie A Staff

    19 August 2003
    Netherlands
    Juventuz' Juve4eva?
     
  13. Giovinco

    Giovinco Primavera

    10 November 2007
    Milkshake village.
    Juventus
    Good guess, hi Dominic.
     
  14. Dominic

    Dominic Serie A Staff

    19 August 2003
    Netherlands
    Hi.

    It was a dead giveaway really :D.
     
  15. Giovinco

    Giovinco Primavera

    10 November 2007
    Milkshake village.
    Juventus
    True that. At least I can use my Pingo avatar here.
     
  16. sonoman

    sonoman Premiership

    13 November 2003
    México
    Mexico / Türkiye
    LOL
    On every previous PES/WE it was Quinton Fortune(?), he ALWAYS scored against me.. no matter the team he was playing for..
    Lately it has been Aimar.. CPU goes crazy whenever he's got the ball!

    And yeah, I have trouble outscoring Chelsea..
    Pele+Cantona+Klinsmann+DiStefano+Eusebio
     
  17. vAo

    vAo Non-League

    3 January 2008
    Can't say I do.
     
  18. *aLe

    *aLe International

    30 August 2005
    On the hype train
    Cunturipa!
    Lyon + Kallstrom here. It's amazing how Kallstrom can shot, a sniper wouldn't do better.
    Always in the stoppage time, of course.
     
  19. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell Banned

    12 February 2005
    London
    Agreed mate. I'm not really bothered about it.

    But still, it would be nice if the COM was challenging because the team you were playing were good and out class you due to their tactics and play.
     
    Last edited: 3 January 2008

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