Have you been caught masturbating?

Yes i was tugging my one inch todger with my pants round my ankles and a twat mag when my mum walked in to tell me someone had died. We just sort of looked at each other for a sec then she walked off.
 
No, but I swear she found my mags I stupidly left under the mattress. This was a few years ago mind and no they are not still there!!
 
I heard a story once. This guy is really going for it one day. Stark bollock naked, eyes closed, really bashing the bishop and I think he had headphones on lsitening to music or something. Anyway, when he finished he turned round on his bed to get a tissue off the side and saw a mug of tea that his mum had brought him in while he was at it and not said anything. :LOL:
 
Jumbo_ said:
I heard a story once. This guy is really going for it one day. Stark bollock naked, eyes closed, really bashing the bishop and I think he had headphones on lsitening to music or something. Anyway, when he finished he turned round on his bed to get a tissue off the side and saw a mug of tea that his mum had brought him in while he was at it and not said anything. :LOL:
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I've heard that off loads of people it's gotta be crap.
 
That is shocking, I'm very careful when I wank I make sure no one is around or I turn off my aircon to ensure I can hear every noise. :JAY:
 
There was a video going round emails once

It was a porno taken straight off the TV and in the reflection you could see the guy wanking :LOL:

So he was caught by the whole world :LMAO:
 
jaygrim said:
What about you soul, have you just been caught?
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I forgot to lock the my door one time, and my roommate walked in my room without knocking and caught me wanking off to some porn. I just said "MAN, WTF, knock on the door before you walk in, I'm wanking"

and he just said, "What are you doing?" and pretended he hadn't seen me and just walked out. Well, everyone masturbates, so it wasn't a big deal.
 
Soul said:
I forgot to lock the my door one time, and my roommate walked in my room without knocking and caught me wanking off to some porn. I just said "MAN, WTF, knock on the door before you walk in, I'm wanking"

and he just said, "What are you doing?" and pretended he hadn't seen me and just walked out. Well, everyone masturbates, so it wasn't a big deal.
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I don't, I just like my penis to shine. So I polish it vigorously and Semen pops out. It's a Hazard of the job.
 
whats the difference between an egg & a Wank? you can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank.;) btw have you lot seen the bit in human traffic when moff gets caught by his mum wanking. lmao
 
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Jumbo_ said:
I heard a story once. This guy is really going for it one day. Stark bollock naked, eyes closed, really bashing the bishop and I think he had headphones on lsitening to music or something. Anyway, when he finished he turned round on his bed to get a tissue off the side and saw a mug of tea that his mum had brought him in while he was at it and not said anything. :LOL:
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whenever someone say " I heard a story once" they are refering to themselves....



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me? It was a close call once. Forgot to lock the door, and just as I was putting my pants on, my brother walks in. He pretended to be clueless, grabbed his cell phone and walked out.




I do remember watching a video (not me :P) of someone wanking at World of Warcraft.... sick...
 
Revan said:
whenever someone say " I heard a story once" they are refering to themselves....



:P



me? It was a close call once. Forgot to lock the door, and just as I was putting my pants on, my brother walks in. He pretended to be clueless, grabbed his cell phone and walked out.




I do remember watching a video (not me :P) of someone wanking at World of Warcraft.... sick...
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You watched someone masturbate? :SHOCK:
 
Revan said:
I do remember watching a video (not me :P) of someone wanking at World of Warcraft.... sick...
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I remember seeing this a while back, terrible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-01xfHtTRxU
 
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I usually manage to zip up my pants and keep my hands away from my crotch if I hear a family member about to open the door.

Don't always manage to turn the porn off though, so I usually just say it was pop up ads and I can't control them...:P
 
Been caught once. It was by my ex though. I didn't know she was coming round. That was embarrassing :P
 
jaygrim said:
Yes i was tugging my one inch todger with my pants round my ankles and a twat mag when my mum walked in to tell me someone had died. We just sort of looked at each other for a sec then she wanked off.
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:CONFUSE::CONFUSE::CONFUSE::CONFUSE::CONFUSE:
 
I had a few close calls when I still lived with my folks. Once the old man came upstairs to ask me something and I was in full motion over a jazz mag in bed. I heard him outside the door and didn't have time to move much, so I just pulled the cover over and pretended to be asleep. Got away with it.

A guy I went on a press trip with once told me a good story. He was on another trip in San Francisco and after a boozy night, he stumbled into his room and decided to sample the pay-per-view filth on the cable system. Next thing he knows, he's being woken up in broad daylight by the maid opening the door with a hoover. He'd fallen asleep with his pants around his ankles, dick in one hand, a tissue in the other and porn still blazing on the TV.
 
Joystick said:
A guy I went on a press trip with once told me a good story. He was on another trip in San Francisco and after a boozy night, he stumbled into his room and decided to sample the pay-per-view filth on the cable system. Next thing he knows, he's being woken up in broad daylight by the maid opening the door with a hoover. He'd fallen asleep with his pants around his ankles, dick in one hand, a tissue in the other and porn still blazing on the TV.
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:LMAO:
 
mjsmith2k said:
Did you take the pots out first or did you just move them to one side?
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:P Oh man that would be bad, I was at an old girlfriends house that was a big old grade II listed thing with a million rooms I was wondering around in the middle of the night in just a T, in serious need of a pee and after trying about 5 doors I finally found a shower room with a small sink and could not hold out any longer... :JAY:
 
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