...Members. The site has been running for about 4 years now and I thought why not acknowledge all those members who we all know and remember, be it through the decent things they posted or the random shite. Some of them are still with us but some of them have buggered off to do something more productive with their lives (Sometimes because we banned them) 1. Zico – Probably Off Topics most notorious member, he was the guy who loved to use the Green Smiley even if the topic didn’t actually require a response. I deleted all his posts in a bid to remove any ghost that existed though on researching this feature I have found that we have a new Zico who registered on the 1st of April and, as of yet, hasn’t posted. Maybe we should have retired the name in his honour. 2. ZZZZ Vapour – The guy joined about a month after the site started and for a long time was a perfectly normal poster until one day he just went mental. His final few posts will be remembered for a long time, as will his XBOX bias. Here are a few of his final posts in all their “Why was he banned?” glory I am sure we all miss him on some level. Even the Scots. 3. KingKeane – It makes me shudder just typing that name again. The lad was a complete asshole who didn’t see anything wrong with the constant racist shite he posted, he has been back many times under many different names but we all remember the original. Here are some of his posts so you can reminisce and remember why we kept on kicking him out. What a shame, all I have on file is a post from him but on one of the many times he re-registered and its pointless so we wont even bother. 4. Yeoc – Those who were here at the start of this site should remember this guy. He had a certain way with words, lets say that he used more than he needed to. If there was an easy way to say something then this guy didn’t know how to. Kind of like this paragraph here, waffling on with no real point. Again there are no quotes from this guy as he was here before the site moved but, believe me, if you missed him then you are the lucky one. 5. GunnerGlory – Now we move onto possibly the 2nd most banned member on Evo-Web, the guy at number 3 in this list beats him by quite a way. What can I about Gunner that hasn’t already been said……. I knew this was going to be a struggle. That hes a level headed individual with a lot of class who doesn’t drink…ever. I don’t think that has ever been said. Lets move onto some of this members quotes, of which there are many, I will pick 3 at random Yes, they all seem slightly random but that’s the kind of fella he is. 6. fd1972uk and ClassicD – Yes I know that’s technically 2 members but they both support a team called Celtic and are both Scottish, for me that’s enough to bung them both together. Both fiercely defensive of their team, domestically and internationally despite Scotland not being that great a team. There is one thing that separates them though, Classic is very much into his PES/WE Editing and FD just about manages to figure out how to turn on his PC let alone bugger about with anything technical. Here are a few quotes from both of these forum leg ends, I will let you figure out who said what I know, its tough to pick them out aint it! 7. Joostebrood – Gunners right hand, yes the one that scratches his nuts. For some reason the guy got Gunner to send him a burger through the post to him, is it just me or is there something not right with that? I don’t know whether his drug taking earlier in life that had some profound effect on him or whether its because hes Dutch, or maybe its both of those things together. Who are we to judge though, really? Lets see what random shit I can find for this fella. I think that about says it all, I can add nothing more to that. 8. Brian Candel – AKA many other things during the life of the site but I really cant be arsed going through and working out all his aliases. This is the guy who started Evo-Web and managed to recruit me from another forum before going off to learn stuff (Get drunk, take drugs and get laid) at University. When he left for Uni he decided to leave the site in the capable hands of Mart, Kezz and myself so it could have been worse. Let me see what I can find from this guy Sometimes clueless but he will always be the guy who saved me from website obscurity. 9. Violated Gerbil – The one and only rodent on the forums, he pops in here every now and again to spout some crap before buggering off to fornicate with Mrs Gerbil. I cant remember seeing him recently but no doubt now I have mentioned him he will pop up again. Checking back, his last post was back in September so maybe he is currently hibernating or he has died, we all know that gerbils don’t live very long so maybe he is now up in animal heaven having his way with as many animals as possible, no matter what the size. Here are some of his posts As you can see from that the lad seemed to have some major issues. 10. ChrisDavies – This lad seemed to take the loss of the original Off Topic forum badly, so badly I think he may have considered taking his own life. Actually on checking it seems he has moved onto posting in the main forums as well as the new OT. The original OT seemed to be the place where Chris spilt the inner workings of his mind, from the loves of his life and how to deal with them to the more random aspects of his mind as shown in his quotes 11. cal-neva – This fella was our resident scouser in London, god only knows how he ended up there maybe he had heard there were more opportunities for petty crime in our nations capital without getting caught. I believe he had his collar felt so many times up North that every copper within a 50 mile radius knew him. Admittedly when he was inside the local livestock could sleep easily at night without fear of being invaded. Here are some of the reasons this lad is no longer with us, hes not dead or owt hes just banned I think that towards the end of his time here he was losing the plot, some miss him and others don’t. Honourable mentions also go out to Mart, Coopz, Kezz, Holio and Kenny M Apologies to those I have missed out either through choice or the fact that my memory aint as good as it was, I cant remember everyone whos passed through these doors over the last 4 years but I think I have covered the major players. Thanks for your time, goodnight.