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Computer Induced Suicide

Discussion in 'Pro Evolution Soccer - PC' started by antistar, 7 December 2006.

  1. antistar

    antistar Guest

    Just a few of the really annoying ways the computer has screwed me over this week in online games:

    1. Pass back to the keeper, who backs up to the goal line before receiving the ball, then I pass the ball back out again, and he back heels it into his own net!

    2. Idiot opponent tries to chip my keeper as he stands on the six yard line. Idiot keeper tries to save a shot going way over, and deflects it up straight up into the air, where it then falls down behind him and goes in.

    3. Sliding into players from behind at random, without me pressing the slide tackle button, and getting the red card and/or penalty.

    4. Telling the defender to pass the ball forward, only for him to turn around and pass it straight to the opponent's striker behind him who then scores.

    5. Hitting the ball over the bar when standing on the six yard line directly in front of an open goal!
     
  2. Blind Guardian

    Blind Guardian Bremen

    16 November 2006
    Berlin
    Werder Bremen
    I know how you feel it happens to us all.
     
  3. Grunge

    Grunge Non-League

    17 November 2005
    I usually have the auto-sliding problem. Especially when i press square to defend. Not a good idea near the penalty box lmfao.
     
  4. arjen-robben

    arjen-robben League 2

    22 December 2005
    lol yes, I now refrain from using square near the 16' area..
     
  5. drugfree

    drugfree Banned

    24 August 2006
    Northern Ireland Belfast
    Linfield
    i went 2 cross the ball in which turned into a 50 yard backheel to my centre back
     
  6. JustinAccurate

    JustinAccurate Conference

    4 August 2003
    Heading Shooto!
    Its hilarous when the keeper jumps up to deflect into his own net a shot that was going miles over :D
     
  7. Stan

    Stan Allez les Lionceaux !!!

    12 September 2002
    Admit it, you're crap...
     

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