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Comedy footy songs

Discussion in 'Football' started by crayon, 31 January 2005.

  1. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    To be honest, I'm bored, so I thought it was time for a new thread. We've all heard terrible songs by footy teams (ok, it's personal, but I thought Everton's 1984 (?) cup final song was awful, followed by Glory Glory Man United - tragic). So has anyone got any tragic/comedy records about footy??

    I have to own up to owning "The Name of the Game". Bloody awful. Oh, and "The Anfield Rap".

    What have you bought in a moment of weakness?

    Better still, anybody got any classic moments to upload somewhere??? :mrgreen:
     
  2. Parkin09

    Parkin09 No...I AM SPARTACUS

    7 March 2004
    Swindon
    there was this song about 5 years back by a local band called "Kramer" it qwas called "singing out for swindon"

    basically they were 4 goths with crap make-up

    it sucked ass even swindon fans didn't buy it, it was released for apparently no reason aswell
     
  3. danwin

    danwin Oak Hard

    1 December 2003
    "Gary Neville shags his mum! Shags his mum, Shags his mum, Gary Neville shags his mum... Oops sorry about that.
     
  4. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Comments like that are quite welcome from a Liverpool fan, but must not be condoned.... :lol:

    Just had a thought - "Diamond Lights" Hoddle and Waddle - nice sweaters, lads.
     
  5. Baggs

    Baggs The Boss

    15 October 2002
    Malta
    I read an article on a footy website (forgot which) about a similar subject, stadium chants. Their top one was a piss take on small club stadiums...

    (To the tune of When the Saints)

    I've got a shed,
    I've got a shed,
    I've got a shed as big as this,
    It's got a door and a window,
    I've got a shed as big as this.

    :lmao:
     
  6. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Blinkin' eck - just checked google and there is a footie chants website...

    Personally like this one...

    Allez Allez, How Much Does Rooney Weigh
    (tune: Allez Allez )
    Allez Allez
    how much does rooney weigh?
    allez allez
    allez allez
    (repeat until fade) :lol:
     
    Last edited: 1 February 2005
  7. loz

    loz Guest

    lol, that is quality Baggsy!
     
  8. Baggs

    Baggs The Boss

    15 October 2002
    Malta
  9. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Frank Le Bouef's was quite funny too... :D
     
  10. JimJoeC

    JimJoeC Custom User Title

    26 June 2002
    Southampton, England
    Saints
    When I was just a little boy i asked my mother what should I be?
    Should I be Pompey?
    Should I be Saints?
    Here's what she said to me,
    Wash your mouth out son,
    Go get your fathers gun, shoot the Pompey scum
    And support the Saints

    WE HATE POMPEY
    WE HATE POMPEY

    Class.
     
  11. JimJoeC

    JimJoeC Custom User Title

    26 June 2002
    Southampton, England
    Saints
    To the theme of the Addams Family.

    Your Uncle is your brother,
    your sister is your mother,
    you only shag each other,
    the pompey family.

    Do do do do *clap* *clap*
    Do do do do *clap* *clap*
    Do do do do
    Do do do do
    Do do do do *clap* *clap*
     
  12. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Is this 'cos I'm a red??
     
  13. fd1972uk

    fd1972uk ---------------------

    9 January 2002
    Glasgow
    Celtic
    Rangers fans have a very funny song, it's called

    'We're gonna win the league'.

    Cracks me up everytime. \\:o/


    FD
     
  14. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    You should write a song called "When?".
     
  15. Starsky

    Starsky Guest

    "He's big, he's black, he's had a heart attack..... He is Kanu, He is Kanu!"
     
  16. Starsky

    Starsky Guest

    To the tune of "Blame it on the boogie" after Traore scored that Own goal at Burnley last month.....

    "Don't blame it on the Dudek!
    Don't blame it on the Biscan!
    Don't blame it on the Nunez!
    Blame it on Traore!
    He just can't! He just can't! He just can't control his feet!"

    "He's fat! He's scouse! He'll rob yer fucking house! Rooooooooney! Roooooooney"

    The old ones are the best. ;)
     
  17. crayon

    crayon Yamato Gaijin

    23 October 2004
    Hokkaido Japan
    Liverpool FC
    Agree, especially after the game against the Brummies. :(
     

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